Here comes the story of the hurricane
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Irma is a sexy bitch
probably way better at fucking than that mouth-breather Harvey
and Tropical Storm José just can't wait to pile in for some sloppy seconds somewhere
probably way better at fucking than that mouth-breather Harvey
and Tropical Storm José just can't wait to pile in for some sloppy seconds somewhere
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
(patriotic choking noises)
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Is Irma a francophobe or something?
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
This made me crack the fuck up96583UP wrote:Irma is a sexy bitch
probably way better at fucking than that mouth-breather Harvey
and Tropical Storm José just can't wait to pile in for some sloppy seconds somewhere
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Well that's a good way to make sure people die. Congrats.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
What a dickhead. I hope his house gets washed away.bune wrote: Well that's a good way to make sure people die. Congrats.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Shit. Now I'm freaking out.
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
José is a dirty bus station tramp. the whole south/east is gonna have hurricAIDS by the time this gangbang is overJammer XCI wrote:This made me crack the fuck up96583UP wrote:Irma is a sexy bitch
probably way better at fucking than that mouth-breather Harvey
and Tropical Storm José just can't wait to pile in for some sloppy seconds somewhere
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Sounds like it
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
I hope all of you from Florida and north along the coast get out of this okay. This thing looks bad.
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now there was a huge earthquake too
you, humans
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I was listening to a podcast on global warming recorded a few weeks ago and the panicked scientist bro did a great job explaining why southern Florida is so screwed, in a nutshell it's because the whole thing is climate sensitivite bog at sea level (the Everglades) and porous limestone ground (Miami). Its possible in our lifetimes that Miami will no longer be habitable.washing machine wrote:I hope all of you from Florida and north along the coast get out of this okay. This thing looks bad.
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this really looks like something from a urologist officeSimple Torture wrote:That path has changed more to the north since I fell asleep last night; watch out, FL RMers!
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Today at work we called a urology office in Florida, which is a fun coincidence.96583UP wrote:this really looks like something from a urologist officeSimple Torture wrote:That path has changed more to the north since I fell asleep last night; watch out, FL RMers!
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did they have any recommended treatment for the discharge emanating from the eastern tip of Cuba?Simple Torture wrote:Today at work we called a urology office in Florida, which is a fun coincidence.96583UP wrote:this really looks like something from a urologist officeSimple Torture wrote:That path has changed more to the north since I fell asleep last night; watch out, FL RMers!
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
I know six families in Florida. All have been offered shelter here or Ohio. None are leaving Florida.
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after their state is destroyed, will they be forced to become Ohio sex workers
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Re: Here comes the story of the hurricane
Six fewer Christmas cards to send out.B wrote:I know six families in Florida. All have been offered shelter here or Ohio. None are leaving Florida.
I'm kidding, of course; I hope they're a bit further inland and that they stay safe.
McParadigm wrote:lol

