Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

[epilogue]

Alright, I watched it again today. I'm excited. So many questions.

One thing though: DON'T FUCKING KILL POE!

He better find an awesomely heroic way out of that exploding ship. Probably with Leia in his arms.

I think they're setting up Poe to basically take over for Leia and run the resistance. Poe lives.

I really hope you're right, durds. He's perfect for the role.

Im like 97%.

my erection is at 97% just thinking about more oscar isaac in my life.

I heard he calls his erection "porg."

[Mecca]

Alright, I watched it again today. I'm excited. So many questions.

One thing though: DON'T FUCKING KILL POE!

He better find an awesomely heroic way out of that exploding ship. Probably with Leia in his arms.

I think they're setting up Poe to basically take over for Leia and run the resistance. Poe lives.

I really hope you're right, durds. He's perfect for the role.

Im like 97%.

my erection is at 97% just thinking about more oscar isaac in my life.

I heard he calls his erection "porg."

fucking dammit

[Sgt. Crackpot]

[dimejinky99]

Coincidence? I think not

[dimejinky99]

"Let the past die. Kill it... if you have to. It's the only way to become what you're meant to be." This from Kylo. It's sentiment sounds more like a true Jedi than anything else we've heard even from luke. Abandoning attachments letting go of the past and being in the now.

I'm beginning to think we'll see Kylo come back in this one. Maybe picking up that saber and helping Rey in that same shot Rey is being tortured by Snoke as Joey pointed out.

[wease]

One thing I know for sure, IF Kylo does indeed kill Leia, there better not be ANY kind of redemption arc for him. Killing Han and Leia? Fuck no. There’s no coming back from that.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Maybe Snoke will tell Kylo "Sister, you have a sister" and it will be Rey.

[dimejinky99]

God I love Daisy

[wease]

Maybe Snoke will tell Kylo "Sister, you have a sister" and it will be Rey.

I did have that thought.

[Strat]

I want to marry her

[lowlight79]

I want her to do porno.

[dimejinky99]

Maybe Snoke will tell Kylo "Sister, you have a sister" and it will be Rey.

I did have that thought.

They can't be siblings. Cousins maybe but not siblings.

She could also be Snokes daughter.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Maybe Snoke will tell Kylo "Sister, you have a sister" and it will be Rey.

I did have that thought.

They can't be siblings. Cousins maybe but not siblings.

She could also be Snokes daughter.

Why can't they be? Han and Leia could be hiding something.

[dimejinky99]

Maybe Snoke will tell Kylo "Sister, you have a sister" and it will be Rey.

I did have that thought.

They can't be siblings. Cousins maybe but not siblings.

She could also be Snokes daughter.

Why can't they be? Han and Leia could be hiding something.

You don't have a baby and just forget about it. It's a long debunked theory. She's not a solo.

[E.H. Ruddock]

You don't have a baby and forget about it? Kind of like when Luke and Leia were separated at birth and didn't find out until they were adults who their parents were and that they were siblings?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Or, maybe she's a little younger than Kylo. They had her, and were going to keep her, until he freaked the fuck out and burned down the Jedi Academy. Then they were all "oh shit, we don't need two of these evil little things, lets drop this one off and tell her we'll be back later for her".

[epilogue]

Or, maybe she's a little younger than Kylo. They had her, and were going to keep her, until he freaked the fuck out and burned down the Jedi Academy. Then they were all "oh shit, we don't need two of these evil little things, lets drop this one off and tell her we'll be back later for her".

That would be pretty shitty. It kind of taints both of them but especially Leia.

And yeah Ben is older than Rey. Anything's possible but I'd be upset if they make them siblings.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Or, maybe she's a little younger than Kylo. They had her, and were going to keep her, until he freaked the fuck out and burned down the Jedi Academy. Then they were all "oh shit, we don't need two of these evil little things, lets drop this one off and tell her we'll be back later for her".

That would be pretty shitty. It kind of taints both of them but especially Leia.

And yeah Ben is older than Rey. Anything's possible but I'd be upset if they make them siblings.

I was being somewhat facetious there, but just pointing out that the "you just don't have a baby and forget about it" theory doesn't really hold up in the SW universe.

[dimejinky99]

Leia isn't the kind of person to do that.

[jwfocker]

I'm still going with the idea that Luke entrusted Rey's parents with Luke's lightsaber, symbolizing the passing of the Skywalker lineage to another family. Kylo finds out, becomes enraged and burns the academy down. Someone grabs Rey and drops her on Jakku to save her.

I'm starting to question that theory a bit after the trailor though.