Bill Cosby's Pudding Pop & Other Sexual Assault Stuff

[Norah]

Also: jesus, that poor cat.

Sounds like a good gotcha but Gabriel is wrong. That's not what the immaculate conception is about. The assumption is that Joseph was boning Mary. It's that god enters baby Jesus through the holy spirit and the immaculate conception part is that he is conceived without the Original Sin of all men staining his soul.

And fuck 6 years of Catholic School for making me know that distinction.

Edited to add: My useless bit of pedantry is only there to inform, not in any way a defense of the massive stupidity of the original statement.

Actually, no--the phrase "Immaculate Conception" refers to Mary's conception, not Jesus'. She was conceived without original sin but the old fashioned way.

That's the difference between getting 6 years of Catholic school and 18.

Yup. Immaculate conception is not the same as virginal conception. St Anne and Mary's dad boned, but God cleansed Mary's soul of original sin at the moment of conception.

[Citizen Dick]

Yep, boom. I got served. My old RE teacher is rolling in his grave. ST is right and I should have remembered that one.

[Simple Torture]

I have to do more research on whether or not Mary ever got railed. It's my understanding that the answer is "no" (at least in the Catholic Church), but I would not bet my life on that.

[Norah]

I have to do more research on whether or not Mary ever got railed. It's my understanding that the answer is "no" (at least in the Catholic Church), but I would not bet my life on that.

same

[BurtReynolds]

Glad we got all this cleared up.

[Simple Torture]

I have to do more research on whether or not Mary ever got railed. It's my understanding that the answer is "no" (at least in the Catholic Church), but I would not bet my life on that.

same

This took me two minutes to find: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual ... ty_of_Mary

Should've known from, "Blessed Mary, ever virgin" from the liturgy.

[Rangi Guy]

Nah - Jesus had biological brothers

[Simple Torture]

Nah - Jesus had biological brothers

*half brothers

[Norah]

Nah - Jesus had biological brothers

we're not talking reality we're talking catholic teaching

[Simple Torture]

Nah - Jesus had biological brothers

we're not talking reality we're talking catholic teaching

Yeah let's be real: God doesn't exist.

[Rangi Guy]

Nah - Jesus had biological brothers

we're not talking reality we're talking catholic teaching

Yeah let's be real: God doesn't exist.

[Simple Torture]

We have really gotten off track in this thread.

[Rangi Guy]

I blame that prick Jim Ziegler

[LoathedVermin72]

Joseph is the patron saint of cucks.

I thought this was referring to durden at first

[96583UP]

we are right on track in this thread actually

it was only a matter of time before the catholic pedo theme came into play

[McParadigm]

Let them die.

[McParadigm]

It's gotten that black and white. I'm sorry, LV. You were right all along

[wease]

Are we actually in a society where people are using the Bible to defend a 30-something taking sexual advantage of a 14-year-Old?

[digster]

We are fucking doomed, exhibit 398 (thread)

Including the one that really sums it all up:

[McParadigm]

This should initiate a cultural revolution of change. It won't even change the vote.