New Song: Obey the Law of the Heart

[BurtReynolds]

"Obey the Law of the Heart" is a much, much, much, much, much, much stupider title than "Love Reign O'er Me"

It's almost so stupid its good. almost.

[bart]

I bet they don't even tell us what the law of the heart actually is.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I bet they don't even tell us what the law of the heart actually is.

I disagree. It will be the flow of the ocean waves on to the sand

[Bi_3]

I bet they don't even tell us what the law of the heart actually is.

I disagree. It will be the flow of the ocean waves on to the sand

Stone wrote this, so it's probably a diss track about Ed's vulgar, bougie lifestyle now.

[bodysnatcher]

Got a snippet of lyrics from a quick cell phone image from a friend:

Gone are the days you
Thought would never end
Gone is the love that you
Thought that you could mend
Replaced by the fear of
Losing your best friend
Replaced by the absence that
You just can not comprehend

[96583UP]

i hope stone is singing on it

that would def confuse some people

[96583UP]

Got a snippet of lyrics from a quick cell phone image from a friend:

Gone are the days you
Thought would never end
Gone is the love that you
Thought that you could mend
Replaced by the fear of
Losing your best friend
Replaced by the absence that
You just can not comprehend

I love you like vindaloo
you know i am tangy, i love you too
when the basmati gets sticky, you know it is time
blast all over me, i want you inside

[daft twat]

This seems like the perfect thread to ask if anyone has seen Brett Buchanan's new photo of himself on the altnation site. Holy shit! He's wearing a fucking Top Gun button up with his chest on display and he's not looking at the camera. It is the single douchiest picture on the internet. It should be the cover of this maxi single.

[Jorge]

I bet the heart doesn't even have a law. I bet it is all just a metaphor

[Strat]

This seems like the perfect thread to ask if anyone has seen Brett Buchanan's new photo of himself on the altnation site. Holy shit! He's wearing a fucking Top Gun button up with his chest on display and he's not looking at the camera. It is the single douchiest picture on the internet. It should be the cover of this maxi single.

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Yea but how do I get this pretty gal's number?

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and this one!

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[daft twat]

This seems like the perfect thread to ask if anyone has seen Brett Buchanan's new photo of himself on the altnation site. Holy shit! He's wearing a fucking Top Gun button up with his chest on display and he's not looking at the camera. It is the single douchiest picture on the internet. It should be the cover of this maxi single.

Spoiler: show

Yea but how do I get this pretty gal's number?

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and this one!

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For the first one:

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I think you just call the stable that owns her

For the second:

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I think you just take a number and wait your turn

[LoathedVermin72]

This seems like the perfect thread to ask if anyone has seen Brett Buchanan's new photo of himself on the altnation site. Holy shit! He's wearing a fucking Top Gun button up with his chest on display and he's not looking at the camera. It is the single douchiest picture on the internet. It should be the cover of this maxi single.

Spoiler: show

Yea but how do I get this pretty gal's number?

Spoiler: show

and this one!

Spoiler: show

For the first one:

Spoiler: show

I think you just call the stable that owns her

For the second:

Spoiler: show

I think you just take a number and wait your turn

You see the joke here is that DT is implying the first woman looks like a horse and the second woman looks like a whore

[daft twat]

This seems like the perfect thread to ask if anyone has seen Brett Buchanan's new photo of himself on the altnation site. Holy shit! He's wearing a fucking Top Gun button up with his chest on display and he's not looking at the camera. It is the single douchiest picture on the internet. It should be the cover of this maxi single.

Spoiler: show

Yea but how do I get this pretty gal's number?

Spoiler: show

and this one!

Spoiler: show

For the first one:

Spoiler: show

I think you just call the stable that owns her

For the second:

Spoiler: show

I think you just take a number and wait your turn

You see the joke here is that DT is implying the first woman looks like a horse and the second woman looks like a whore

[Strat]

The first gal is actually super pretty and you can look her up on facebook.

But what it comes down to is Altnation is a god awful website.

[PHATJ]

I stopped looking at that site years ago. Mostly because that Brett dude is such a fag (in the South Park sense of the word).

[bart]

sigh

[Jorge]

Yeah.

[Bi_3]

I love you like vindaloo
you know i am tangy, i love you too
when the basmati gets sticky, you know it is time
blast all over me, i want you inside

Well, I think we figure out Toulome's concern.

[96583UP]

you didn’t read the disclaimer at the end of the sizzle piece, apparently: warning: ‘Basmati Blues’ as the title of a romantic story may invite additional jokes about indian food and sex

[lecherouslittlestump]

Got a snippet of lyrics from a quick cell phone image from a friend:

Gone are the days you
Thought would never end
Gone is the love that you
Thought that you could mend
Replaced by the fear of
Losing your best friend
Replaced by the absence that
You just can not comprehend

I love you like vindaloo
you know i am tangy, i love you too
when the basmati gets sticky, you know it is time
blast all over me, i want you inside

Pearl Jam need to cover Fat Les https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaBdajHOsSM