Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
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Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
One that'll last and is in my price range? The best I found is the old standard one; all metal. But those wear out pretty quickly, too.
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
I nearly sliced the top of my finger off with a defective manual can opener.
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
I've had the OXO Good Grips can opener forever. That thing has been through two marriages with me. Similar to this, although mine looks a little different because of its' age.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000 ... d_i=289755
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000 ... d_i=289755
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Those look suspiciously like the ones I throw out after trying once, Ruddo. But I trust you and will give them a try.
These are the type I've had the best luck with.

These are the type I've had the best luck with.

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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Perhaps you are eating more canned goods than I, therefore the wear and tear?Self wrote:Those look suspiciously like the ones I throw out after trying once, Ruddo. But I trust you and will give them a try.
These are the type I've had the best luck with.
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Maybe. How many cans would you say you've opened since you got this deluxe manual can opener?
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
This is no time to be waving the baton at me, Pete.
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This one's been great for us for a long time:
https://www.amazon.com/Pampered-Chef-Sm ... pered+chef
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
I have never even come remotely close to having a can opener wear out on me. Do you work at a soup kitchen or something?
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
yeah wtf justinbart wrote:I have never even come remotely close to having a can opener wear out on me.
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I don't know, maybe a couple of cans a week on average? Are you guys telling me your can openers just open cans for years on end without wearing out?
Maybe it's me? I have a fuck of a time with plastic wrap too.
Maybe it's me? I have a fuck of a time with plastic wrap too.
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the plasticwrap issue is a guy thing, what's wrong with an electric can opener?Self wrote:I don't know, maybe a couple of cans a week on average? Are you guys telling me your can openers just open cans for years on end without wearing out?
Maybe it's me? I have a fuck of a time with plastic wrap too.
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
I will vouch for this can opener as well. I lost it once moving and was dismayed and bought another. rock solid. has never dulled.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I've had the OXO Good Grips can opener forever. That thing has been through two marriages with me. Similar to this, although mine looks a little different because of its' age.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000 ... d_i=289755
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
My last can opener wore out. I don't think it was a very good one.
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Somewhere between 50 and 679Self wrote:Maybe. How many cans would you say you've opened since you got this deluxe manual can opener?
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
Because of this thread I glanced at mine while I opened some green beans and mine is called "EZ-Duz-It" Made In USA 
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That's right around when the ones I've had fail.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Somewhere between 50 and 679Self wrote:Maybe. How many cans would you say you've opened since you got this deluxe manual can opener?
Maybe I'll listen to malice and just get an electric one...and leave the plastic wrap to my wife.
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Re: Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?
fact: all can openers are trash. It's a failed technology.
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