Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?

lennytheweedwhacker · Thu November 23, 2017 2:46 am

BurtReynolds wrote:fact: all can openers are trash. It's a failed technology.

you're a failed technology

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Thu November 23, 2017 2:47 am

Would you like to invest in my CanOpenerCoin ICO?

lennytheweedwhacker · Thu November 23, 2017 2:51 am

BurtReynolds wrote:Would you like to invest in my CanOpenerCoin ICO?

uh, yes

dpupenya · Post by **dpupenya** » Thu November 23, 2017 3:28 am

BiteCan

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sat December 02, 2017 12:05 am

cutuphalfdead wrote: http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtopic.php?p=1044172

Self · Post by **Self** » Thu July 08, 2021 5:39 pm

I found it, you guys. You deserve this can opener. Ruddo was on the right track.

https://www.oxo.com/categories/cooking- ... pener.html

spike · Post by **spike** » Thu July 08, 2021 5:47 pm

this is probably a technical support forum thread

user error and such

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Thu July 08, 2021 5:53 pm

It only took you four years!

Chris_H_2 · Post by **Chris_H_2** » Thu July 08, 2021 5:57 pm

i think we need to pour a little out in honor all of the cans of vegetables, soups, etc. that have been needlessly lost over the past four years.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Thu July 08, 2021 6:01 pm

I told you

Self · Post by **Self** » Thu July 08, 2021 6:01 pm

Thanks, guys. It was the journey, not the destination that helped my grow.

Self · Post by **Self** » Thu July 08, 2021 6:02 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I told you

I don't even listen to myself.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Thu July 08, 2021 6:23 pm

This thread is so old malice posted in it.

Post by B » Thu July 08, 2021 7:10 pm

I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

dad · Post by **dad** » Thu July 08, 2021 7:12 pm

B wrote:I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.

Post by B » Thu July 08, 2021 7:28 pm

Maybe I've been using it wrong! I'll post more tomorrow!

spike · Post by **spike** » Thu July 08, 2021 8:00 pm

we have a kitchenaid one that works great

of course, i also possess normal human motor skills

dad · Post by **dad** » Thu July 08, 2021 8:08 pm

this is not the time for ableism, spike.

Self · Post by **Self** » Thu July 08, 2021 8:16 pm

The other openers I've had are shit compared to oxo and they didn't last. I've had this one for over a year and it's still as smooth as the day I brought it home. Spike isn't going to ruin this for me.

Chris_H_2 · Post by **Chris_H_2** » Thu July 08, 2021 8:31 pm

dad wrote:
B wrote:I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.

i was thinking leaf blower

Red Mosquito

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