2017 NFL Season
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I'm pretty certain Enten is a Bills fan himself.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
Yeah, he posts about them all the time.Green Habit wrote:I'm pretty certain Enten is a Bills fan himself.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
AP might be a Ewing Theory candidate for two teams this year, which is unreal.Strat wrote:Guys, the vikings look really incredible. I can'tbelieve how much better Keenum gets every game. he is so squirrelly in the pocket and seems to avoid getting sacked and still make the right play. Very consistent.
Thielen is becoming an absolute monster. id worry about the other teams starting to take him seriously and maybe double coverage on him, but I think he is an ultimate athlete and may till win most battles. On top of that, our run game is strong. Murray is everything AP wishes he still was. Our offensive line is playing top notch football and finally giving our OFfense a chance to win.
Not to mention our defense....
The next few games will be huge indicators but im starting to get excited about potential super bowl chances here*. Few road games starting at Detroit....
Hold on to your butts
*This is a minnesota sports team so this excitement comes with the real possibility of major heart break, frustration, and not even making the playoffs.
Carry on.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
If the playoffs started today, the AFC matchups would be:
BAL @ JAX
TEN @ KC
(PIT and NE byes)
And NFC:
SEA @ NO
CAR @ LAR
(PHI and MIN byes)
BAL @ JAX
TEN @ KC
(PIT and NE byes)
And NFC:
SEA @ NO
CAR @ LAR
(PHI and MIN byes)
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
She'll be missed: http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2148 ... r-accident
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Parcells would be correctly destroyed for that today. And it looks like good on Bob Kraft who called that out when it happened.Simple Torture wrote:She'll be missed: http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2148 ... r-accident
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/08/28/sport ... cells.html
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Yeah, I was just thinking about how that was over 20 years ago and barely anyone in the visible media gave a shit about it. I imagine the backlash would've been similar to Cam laughing a woman a few weeks ago.Green Habit wrote:Parcells would be correctly destroyed for that today. And it looks like good on Bob Kraft who called that out when it happened.Simple Torture wrote:She'll be missed: http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2148 ... r-accident
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/08/28/sport ... cells.html
With Glenn and Curtis Martin playing the way they did that year, I was sure the Patriots were going to win a Super Bowl before I got out of high school. They did, of course, but in no way like we thought they would.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
Whew.
I'm not going to apologize for a win at Seattle, even if Atlanta tried our best to give it up in the end.
I'm not going to apologize for a win at Seattle, even if Atlanta tried our best to give it up in the end.
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Phew who stinks? The Redskins and Seattle . Phew
Who doesn't smell? The saints, the Steelers and the eagles.
They smell like old spice
Who doesn't smell? The saints, the Steelers and the eagles.
They smell like old spice
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:Whew.
I'm not going to apologize for a win at Seattle, even if Atlanta tried our best to give it up in the end.
They never trailed though and the last Seattle TD was a really poor series for Keanu Neal.
The defense struggles with mobile QB’s still and could use a more diciplined pass rush at times but I imagine that’s counter to what the coach
mostly wants. Russell Wilson is a beast especially at home, I’m very happy they have tie breakers against most if not all of the competition for the 2nd wild card slot.
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Brian Mitchell not getting in the Hall of Fame was a joke already, but him not even being considered a finalist this year, out of 27 candidates? Seriously? WTF
#2 all time in combined yards behind only Rice
1 of 4 players with 4, 2,000 yard seasons (and missed a 5th by 5 yards)
#2 in combined special team return TDs (retired number 1)
#1 in punt returns and yards
#1 in kick returns and yards
#1 in fair catches (by a ton lol)
and knocking those stats for longevity is stupid, he put up those numbers, over a long career, BECAUSE HE WAS AWESOME!
Seriously, how is he not even on the finalist ballot.
#2 all time in combined yards behind only Rice
1 of 4 players with 4, 2,000 yard seasons (and missed a 5th by 5 yards)
#2 in combined special team return TDs (retired number 1)
#1 in punt returns and yards
#1 in kick returns and yards
#1 in fair catches (by a ton lol)
and knocking those stats for longevity is stupid, he put up those numbers, over a long career, BECAUSE HE WAS AWESOME!
Seriously, how is he not even on the finalist ballot.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
NFL Records[edit]
Combined kickoff and punt return yards: 19,013
Combined kickoff and punt returns: 1,070
Kickoff return yards: 14,014
Kickoff returns: 607
Punt return yards: 4,999
Punt returns: 463
Fair catches: 231
Fair catches in a single season(2000): 33
All-purpose yards by any player against a single opponent: 3,076 against the Dallas Cowboys
Kickoff return yards in postseason: 875
Kickoff returns in postseason: 36
Punt return yards in postseason: 339
Punt returns in postseason: 34-tied with David Meggett
Combined return yards in postseason: 1,214
Combined returns in postseason: 70
Games with 100 all purpose yards: 118
Games with 200 all purpose yards: 15
All-purpose yards on Sunday games only: 20,818
All-purpose yards in a single decade (1990–1999): 16,905
Combined return yards on Sunday games only: 16,957
Most rushing yards in a game by a player with 3 attempts or less: 105, on 2 attempts; 10/1/2000
Oldest player to have an 85+ yard run: 32 years, 44 days
Combined kickoff and punt return yards: 19,013
Combined kickoff and punt returns: 1,070
Kickoff return yards: 14,014
Kickoff returns: 607
Punt return yards: 4,999
Punt returns: 463
Fair catches: 231
Fair catches in a single season(2000): 33
All-purpose yards by any player against a single opponent: 3,076 against the Dallas Cowboys
Kickoff return yards in postseason: 875
Kickoff returns in postseason: 36
Punt return yards in postseason: 339
Punt returns in postseason: 34-tied with David Meggett
Combined return yards in postseason: 1,214
Combined returns in postseason: 70
Games with 100 all purpose yards: 118
Games with 200 all purpose yards: 15
All-purpose yards on Sunday games only: 20,818
All-purpose yards in a single decade (1990–1999): 16,905
Combined return yards on Sunday games only: 16,957
Most rushing yards in a game by a player with 3 attempts or less: 105, on 2 attempts; 10/1/2000
Oldest player to have an 85+ yard run: 32 years, 44 days
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
that's fuckin wild
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Minnesota rides again
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
Don't sleep on the Chargers in the West. Remaining schedules:
Chargers: vs CLE, vs WAS, @KC, @NYJ, vs OAK
Chiefs: vs BUF, @NYJ, vs OAK, vs LAC, vs MIA, @DEN
LAC 1.5 games back.
Chargers: vs CLE, vs WAS, @KC, @NYJ, vs OAK
Chiefs: vs BUF, @NYJ, vs OAK, vs LAC, vs MIA, @DEN
LAC 1.5 games back.
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Adam Thielen is wicked sweet.96583UP wrote:Minnesota rides again
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That Giants/Redskins nightcap was awful.
At least the Dallas game was worth watching for Cowboy haters.
At least the Dallas game was worth watching for Cowboy haters.
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
they gotta expand NFL rosters
so many injuries, plus Thursday night games
just watching a bunch if under-trained nobodies and injured fatties run into each other
so many injuries, plus Thursday night games
just watching a bunch if under-trained nobodies and injured fatties run into each other
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Re: 2017 NFL Season
the most unwatchable season of football I can remember
