The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

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THE day is fast approaching when trump is going to say he didn’t run his twitter account and an intern was responsible for it all and consistently got what he was told to tweet, wrong.

Bank on it.
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dimejinky99 wrote:THE day is fast approaching when trump is going to say he didn’t run his twitter account and an intern was responsible for it all and consistently got what he was told to tweet, wrong.

Bank on it.
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digster wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:THE day is fast approaching when trump is going to say he didn’t run his twitter account and an intern was responsible for it all and consistently got what he was told to tweet, wrong.

Bank on it.
Or pretty impressive. You know, One would assume the bar only goes so low. Apparently we aren’t there yet.
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tomorrow's excuse: "no, that 4th-tier russian oligarch i play golf with wrote the tweet when i was on the putting green. it was a joke. can't you take a joke?"
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When he’s eventually brought to book I hope the standard response to anything he says is ‘I find that answer vague and unconvincing’.
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oh man he will almost definitely be instructed to plead the 5th and will almost definitely refuse his lawyer's advice to plead the 5th and then vomit self-incriminating diarrhea

it will be great
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96583UP wrote:oh man he will almost definitely be instructed to plead the 5th and will almost definitely refuse his lawyer's advice to plead the 5th and then vomit self-incriminating diarrhea

it will be great

Oh god. You’re totally right. He’d be physically incapable of shutting the fuck up. It will be gold.
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he'll start off with an unintelligible anecdote about how much he likes law and courts and judges

he'll mention that judge judy is a personal friend

then he'll get all agitated and sweaty when the prosecutor pins him into a corner and talks to him like 'the help'

then he'll swear about hillary clinton

then admit that he did collude with russia to get elected, so what, because it's not illegal

then the judge will mention that it is in fact illegal

then he will swear about rosie o'donnell

and they will take him away to the glue factory
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That's pretty spot on. yea.
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96583UP wrote:he'll start off with an unintelligible anecdote about how much he likes law and courts and judges

he'll mention that judge judy is a personal friend

then he'll get all agitated and sweaty when the prosecutor pins him into a corner and talks to him like 'the help'

then he'll swear about hillary clinton

then admit that he did collude with russia to get elected, so what, because it's not illegal

then the judge will mention that it is in fact illegal

then he will swear about rosie o'donnell

and they will take him away to the glue factory
Collusion is not illegal, unfortunately. Obstruction is, so that’s where Mueller must be going.
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Bi_3 wrote:
96583UP wrote:he'll start off with an unintelligible anecdote about how much he likes law and courts and judges

he'll mention that judge judy is a personal friend

then he'll get all agitated and sweaty when the prosecutor pins him into a corner and talks to him like 'the help'

then he'll swear about hillary clinton

then admit that he did collude with russia to get elected, so what, because it's not illegal

then the judge will mention that it is in fact illegal

then he will swear about rosie o'donnell

and they will take him away to the glue factory
Collusion is not illegal, unfortunately. Obstruction is, so that’s where Mueller must be going.
Sure, we all use collusion as the buzz word because "violating election laws" is not as catchy.
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Strat wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
96583UP wrote:he'll start off with an unintelligible anecdote about how much he likes law and courts and judges

he'll mention that judge judy is a personal friend

then he'll get all agitated and sweaty when the prosecutor pins him into a corner and talks to him like 'the help'

then he'll swear about hillary clinton

then admit that he did collude with russia to get elected, so what, because it's not illegal

then the judge will mention that it is in fact illegal

then he will swear about rosie o'donnell

and they will take him away to the glue factory
Collusion is not illegal, unfortunately. Obstruction is, so that’s where Mueller must be going.
Sure, we all use collusion as the buzz word because "violating election laws" is not as catchy.
That’s the strange part though, if candidate Trump asked the Russians for intel on Clinton, that’s legal. If he promised then something specific in exchange prior to winning, that’s fraud. As I understand it today (had 5 drinks at the bar earlier). So........... they best way to get the orange clown is obstruction of justice in firing Comey. If Mueller can prove trump fired Comey to stop the investigation into Flynn or Kush, that may rise to impeachment level offense. But Trump ordering Flynn to talk to yh Russians after the election? Approximately that is legal
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Bi_3 wrote:
Strat wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
96583UP wrote:he'll start off with an unintelligible anecdote about how much he likes law and courts and judges

he'll mention that judge judy is a personal friend

then he'll get all agitated and sweaty when the prosecutor pins him into a corner and talks to him like 'the help'

then he'll swear about hillary clinton

then admit that he did collude with russia to get elected, so what, because it's not illegal

then the judge will mention that it is in fact illegal

then he will swear about rosie o'donnell

and they will take him away to the glue factory
Collusion is not illegal, unfortunately. Obstruction is, so that’s where Mueller must be going.
Sure, we all use collusion as the buzz word because "violating election laws" is not as catchy.
That’s the strange part though, if candidate Trump asked the Russians for intel on Clinton, that’s legal. If he promised then something specific in exchange prior to winning, that’s fraud. As I understand it today (had 5 drinks at the bar earlier). So........... they best way to get the orange clown is obstruction of justice in firing Comey. If Mueller can prove trump fired Comey to stop the investigation into Flynn or Kush, that may rise to impeachment level offense. But Trump ordering Flynn to talk to yh Russians after the election? Approximately that is legal

Certainly but there is his entire charade with netnyahaha, his unwillingness to condemn and keep sanctions on Russia and Putin for anything he's done, ukraine, etc....

Where there is smoke, there is fire. At this point its just a matter of proving it.
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you guys still losing your shit over fake news and old world governments? What a waste of time.
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BurtReynolds wrote:you guys still losing your shit over fake news and old world governments? What a waste of time.
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BurtReynolds wrote:you guys still losing your shit over fake news and old world governments? What a waste of time.
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It's gonna be pretty depressing when Pearl Jam releases their anti-Trump album a month after he's kicked out of office.
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BurtReynolds wrote:It's gonna be pretty depressing when Pearl Jam releases their anti-Trump album a month after he's kicked out of office.
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McParadigm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:It's gonna be pretty depressing when Pearl Jam releases their anti-Trump album a month after he's kicked out of office.
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