Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

[Strat]

Her smile. Kills me.

[dimejinky99]

She sorta breaks my heart in a way. She’s remarkably like the last girlfriend I had. Almost everything about her. Apart from the fact that she’s not a cold hearted bitch. The fact that she’s lovely personified just makes it worse.

[Strat]

She sorta breaks my heart in a way. She’s remarkably like the last girlfriend I had. Almost everything about her. Apart from the fact that she’s not a cold hearted bitch. The fact that she’s lovely personified just makes it worse.

Girlfriend eh?

I'll be damned. You dabbled!

[dimejinky99]

She sorta breaks my heart in a way. She’s remarkably like the last girlfriend I had. Almost everything about her. Apart from the fact that she’s not a cold hearted bitch. The fact that she’s lovely personified just makes it worse.

Girlfriend eh?

I'll be damned. You dabbled!

I was normal once. She turned me if I’m honest

[Strat]

She sorta breaks my heart in a way. She’s remarkably like the last girlfriend I had. Almost everything about her. Apart from the fact that she’s not a cold hearted bitch. The fact that she’s lovely personified just makes it worse.

Girlfriend eh?

I'll be damned. You dabbled!

I was normal once. She turned me if I’m honest

They're not all bad! Also, guy's are pretty awful too.

[dimejinky99]

Hey I’m not disputing either of those statements. People in general are the worst. Not all though

[Strat]

Hey I’m not disputing either of those statements. People in general are the worst. Not all though

You are an asshole until proven otherwise. That is my motto.

Don't tell my yoga students though.

[dimejinky99]

[Strat]

i just came in my pants.

[dimejinky99]

She’s brilliant.

I can’t get my head straight. I got two tickets to the premiere here on the 13th

What if she’s there? Or Hamill?

Lose my fuckin mind

[Strat]

She’s brilliant.

I can’t get my head straight. I got two tickets to the premiere here on the 13th

What if she’s there? Or Hamill?

Lose my fuckin mind

Tweet at him!

[dimejinky99]

She’s brilliant.

I can’t get my head straight. I got two tickets to the premiere here on the 13th

What if she’s there? Or Hamill?

Lose my fuckin mind

Tweet at him!

Nah. I don’t wanna be that guy.

Says the guy who has his newspaper photographer pal letting him know if they’re gonna be there or not. And where they’re staying if they are.

He’s always told this stuff ahead of time and is lettin me know if and when.

[96583UP]

wait behind the ice machine on his hotel room floor and then after the event when he is going back to his room jump out with your largest kitchen knife in hand and ask him to autograph it

[Strat]

She’s brilliant.

I can’t get my head straight. I got two tickets to the premiere here on the 13th

What if she’s there? Or Hamill?

Lose my fuckin mind

Tweet at him!

Nah. I don’t wanna be that guy.

Says the guy who has his newspaper photographer pal letting him know if they’re gonna be there or not. And where they’re staying if they are.

He’s always told this stuff ahead of time and is lettin me know if and when.

You've tweeted at him before and sent him a gift. You hush.

Also, im on my way!

[dimejinky99]

Screw it

[Strat]

You'd have a better shot at tweeting hamil

[dimejinky99]

Nah. Johnson has replied to all but two of my five tweets. Let’s see.

[dimejinky99]

[Sgt. Crackpot]

wait behind the ice machine on his hotel room floor and then after the event when he is going back to his room jump out with your largest kitchen knife in hand and ask him to autograph it

Brilliant. I can't fault this plan.

[dimejinky99]

I think Hamill would appreciate the humour

That said. Someone spotted something. On Kimmell the other night his hands were shaking badly. And then they spotted he’s in a TLJ ad for a Spanish cinema chain and his hands are shaking in that too.

Hope he’s ok and it’s not Parkinson’s