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It's not even as close as my very best hope.
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i bet DJT is fuming inside his cable news chamber
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Do you know how many days of Roy Moore we just got spared
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Doug Jones: "Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish friends."

Did not drop mic.
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::time traveler from 1999 steps out of time machine in 2017, reads headline::

"Star of Space Jam flanks Democrat who wins Alabama Senate seat"

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96583UP wrote:i bet DJT is fuming inside his cable news chamber
Someone had to have hijacked his Twitter account.
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Trumpism resulted in a vetting process that put Moore up as the candidate. Trump and Bannon can't win elections because they can't select candidates, and that's the lesson here.

That's a great lesson. It says everything to republicans who have been scared of that crew. It says they can primary you, but it doesn't matter. They need you to win generals.

It's possible that Donald Trump just lost the presidency.
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Green Habit wrote:
96583UP wrote:i bet DJT is fuming inside his cable news chamber
Someone had to have hijacked his Twitter account.
He doesn't even know all those words.
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How big did Trump Win Alabama? Like 40 some points?

This is incredible. In less than one year they voted in a Democrat to Senate. A Democrat.
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QUit fucking quoting scripture and saying God is on your side.

Holy shit i hate these people.
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Moore's refusal to concede defeat.

Meanwhile
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This is all fine and dandy but aren't the Democrats going to lose some Senate seats in 2018?
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Merry Christmas.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:This is all fine and dandy but aren't the Democrats going to lose some Senate seats in 2018?
And this one too, probably. Lots of parallels to Brown/Coakley in 2010, which turned into a much bigger win for Dems a few years later with Warren.
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Moore: "God, scripture, derp de derp recount, fake media go talk to secretary of state and youll see!"
cut to CNN: "Mr. Secretary of state, hi!"
Secretary of State: "yea, the people of Alabama spoke loud and clear and it is highly unlikely that will change"
Moore: God, derp de derp, scripture, fake news, derp"
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This is what done looks like.
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McParadigm wrote:Trumpism resulted in a vetting process that put Moore up as the candidate. Trump and Bannon can't win elections because they can't select candidates, and that's the lesson here.

That's a great lesson. It says everything to republicans who have been scared of that crew. It says they can primary you, but it doesn't matter. They need you to win generals.
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