Guacamole

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How do you make guacamole? I found these recipes online.

3 medium ripe avocados, peeled and cubed
1 garlic clove, minced
1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon salt
2 medium tomatoes, seeded and chopped, optional
1 small onion, finely chopped
1/4 cup mayonnaise, optional
1 to 2 tablespoons lime juice
1 tablespoon minced fresh cilantro

Mash avocados with garlic and salt. Stir in remaining ingredients. Yield: 2 cups.

3 avocados, halved, seeded and peeled
1 lime, juiced
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 medium onion, diced
1/2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
2 tomatoes, seeded and diced
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
1 clove garlic, minced

In a large bowl place the scooped avocado pulp and lime juice, toss to coat. Drain, and reserve the lime juice, after all of the avocados have been coated. Using a potato masher add the salt, cumin, and cayenne and mash. Then, fold in the onions, tomatoes, cilantro, and garlic. Add 1 tablespoon of the reserved lime juice. Let sit at room temperature for 1 hour and then serve.
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I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado
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The Argonaut wrote:I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado
I do this with some cilantro and sour cream. That's it
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado
I do this with some cilantro and sour cream. That's it
We do add garlic. We’ll do lime juice instead of lemon.
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disgusting
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wease wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado
I do this with some cilantro and sour cream. That's it
We do add garlic. We’ll do lime juice instead of lemon.
That sounds good. Few things can beat a really good guacamole.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:disgusting
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guacanole
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:guacanole
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Don’t you like avocados at all?
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Avocados are delicious but I can’t do guacamole because it always has onions in it. Yuck.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Avocados are delicious but I can’t do guacamole because it always has onions in it. Yuck.
Argo and Ruddo didn’t mention any, amd I’ve also made it without, though I prefer it with garlic.
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Onions are def not necessary
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no lemon

i want to savor the flesh
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I’ve never had it with onions. Mrs Wease sure wouldn’t eat it if it did
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The Argonaut wrote:Onions are def not necessary
in chili they are
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Avocados are delicious but I can’t do guacamole because it always has onions in it. Yuck.
Yeah you can make great guac without onions
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Like Strong Belwas, I fucking love onions.
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Onions are the tits
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