Guacamole
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Guacamole
How do you make guacamole? I found these recipes online.
3 medium ripe avocados, peeled and cubed
1 garlic clove, minced
1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon salt
2 medium tomatoes, seeded and chopped, optional
1 small onion, finely chopped
1/4 cup mayonnaise, optional
1 to 2 tablespoons lime juice
1 tablespoon minced fresh cilantro
Mash avocados with garlic and salt. Stir in remaining ingredients. Yield: 2 cups.
3 avocados, halved, seeded and peeled
1 lime, juiced
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 medium onion, diced
1/2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
2 tomatoes, seeded and diced
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
1 clove garlic, minced
In a large bowl place the scooped avocado pulp and lime juice, toss to coat. Drain, and reserve the lime juice, after all of the avocados have been coated. Using a potato masher add the salt, cumin, and cayenne and mash. Then, fold in the onions, tomatoes, cilantro, and garlic. Add 1 tablespoon of the reserved lime juice. Let sit at room temperature for 1 hour and then serve.
3 medium ripe avocados, peeled and cubed
1 garlic clove, minced
1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon salt
2 medium tomatoes, seeded and chopped, optional
1 small onion, finely chopped
1/4 cup mayonnaise, optional
1 to 2 tablespoons lime juice
1 tablespoon minced fresh cilantro
Mash avocados with garlic and salt. Stir in remaining ingredients. Yield: 2 cups.
3 avocados, halved, seeded and peeled
1 lime, juiced
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 medium onion, diced
1/2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
2 tomatoes, seeded and diced
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
1 clove garlic, minced
In a large bowl place the scooped avocado pulp and lime juice, toss to coat. Drain, and reserve the lime juice, after all of the avocados have been coated. Using a potato masher add the salt, cumin, and cayenne and mash. Then, fold in the onions, tomatoes, cilantro, and garlic. Add 1 tablespoon of the reserved lime juice. Let sit at room temperature for 1 hour and then serve.
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Re: Guacamole
I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado
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I do this with some cilantro and sour cream. That's itThe Argonaut wrote:I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado
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We do add garlic. We’ll do lime juice instead of lemon.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I do this with some cilantro and sour cream. That's itThe Argonaut wrote:I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado
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That sounds good. Few things can beat a really good guacamole.wease wrote:We do add garlic. We’ll do lime juice instead of lemon.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I do this with some cilantro and sour cream. That's itThe Argonaut wrote:I prefer a simple guacamole. Mashed avocado, salted to taste. Optional ten drops max of lemon juice per avocado
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my god you suckcutuphalfdead wrote:disgusting
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:guacanole
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Re: Guacamole
Don’t you like avocados at all?
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Avocados are delicious but I can’t do guacamole because it always has onions in it. Yuck.
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Argo and Ruddo didn’t mention any, amd I’ve also made it without, though I prefer it with garlic.LoathedVermin72 wrote:Avocados are delicious but I can’t do guacamole because it always has onions in it. Yuck.
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no lemon
i want to savor the flesh
i want to savor the flesh
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I’ve never had it with onions. Mrs Wease sure wouldn’t eat it if it did
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in chili they areThe Argonaut wrote:Onions are def not necessary
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Yeah you can make great guac without onionsLoathedVermin72 wrote:Avocados are delicious but I can’t do guacamole because it always has onions in it. Yuck.
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Like Strong Belwas, I fucking love onions.
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Onions are the tits
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