Solo: A Star Wars Story (5/25/2018)

[LoathedVermin72]

I don’t care but I don’t watch movies because I care what characters do so

[B]

I don’t care but I don’t watch movies because I care what characters do so

If you don't care about the characters, why do you watch movies?

[LetMeSleep]

I only watch for the props. I love a good set dressing.

[epilogue]

I only watch for the props. I love a good set dressing.

[dimejinky99]

I’m only gonna watch this to see what the falcon used to look like and no doubt complain about how they screwed it up.

[LetMeSleep]

This will probably end up being a decent ride.

[dimejinky99]

Pew pew pewwwww


Nobody’s posted that in years.

[LoathedVermin72]

I don’t care but I don’t watch movies because I care what characters do so

If you don't care about the characters, why do you watch movies?

A whole bunch of different reasons entirely dependent on each individual movie.

[BurtReynolds]

I don’t care but I don’t watch movies because I care what characters do so

If you don't care about the characters, why do you watch movies?

NEVER FUCKING ASK HIM THESE QUESTIONS ARE YOU CRAZY OMG

[BurtReynolds]

This movie will be so much fun to watch, especially knowing that after this movie he goes on to fight a long pointless war that he loses, then get divorced from the love of his life and retreat back to a sad, lonely existence after he raises a genocidal maniac of a son who eventually murders him!

THIS IS WHAT FUN IS ENJOY THE RIDE WEEEEEEEEE

[bune]

Isn't that the same argument used against the prequels?

[BurtReynolds]

No. There were a million arguments against the prequels. That isn't one of them.

[bune]

No, I'm pretty sure more than one person said, "I don't care about Darth Vader as a kid, and we know he dies so what's the point."

[BurtReynolds]

Name those people. I don't believe that.

[BurtReynolds]

I mean, tons of people said they don't care about what Vader was like as a kid. I've said that. I mean, who gives a shit what Vader was like as a kid? That's insane. What kind of chinless neckbeard would make that movie?

Oh


That has nothing to do with the fact that he dies later though. Never heard anyone say that.

[epilogue]

Everybody dies, Burt.

[stip]

burt likes it when everyone lives happily ever after and nothing changes

[LoathedVermin72]

Everybody dies, Burt.

Yes but not everyone dies a divorced loser...and at the hands of their son

[LoathedVermin72]

burt likes it when everyone lives happily ever after and nothing changes

How terrible

[epilogue]

Everybody dies, Burt.

Yes but not everyone dies a divorced loser...and at the hands of their son

Exactly. That's some interesting shit right there.