NBA Thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

what if the owners partner with a foreign pariah non-state actor to abduct one family member of each NBA player and if they don't reach certain personal and team performance metrics, their relative is jizzed on by a pack of blood-thirsty miscreants on video wearing the jersey of their least favorite team?

It's only a matter of time until LeBron is player/owner. Then what?

oh god

[96583UP]

he will have to make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of the game

get his dad a knicks jersey

and tell him he is going to a spa in the mountainous border region of afghanistan and pakistan

[verb_to_trust]

Good luck finding Lebrons dad. And no, it's not Delonte West.

[96583UP]

what if they inject all the players with a virus and the antidote is only given to players who's personal and team performance metrics reach certain thresholds

and if they don't meet those thresholds

adam silver jizzes on them and drinks the antidote for himself

[verb_to_trust]

Well, Adam Silver is clearly gay

[96583UP]

is there a gay Magic Johnson rule?

they seem to have thought through the straight-AIDS transmission issue

based on this week's guidance from the CDC there may sill be a gap when it comes to gay-AIDS

and Adam Silver seems like the kind of guy that wants to fill gaps

[Monkey_Driven]

This thread really took a turn since my last visit.

[Bammer]

Can't wait for the Kyrie lob to LeBron during the first play of this year's ASG. They will probably stop the game immediately just to let everyone jizz on each other.

we could only be so lucky to see that much jizz

These are large male professional athletes. I would think minimum expectation would be seven ropers.

I don’t understand the seven ropers comment and would appreciate an explanation.

[verb_to_trust]

'ropes' of male ejaculate

[verb_to_trust]

If Lavine comes back and looks okay I can see the Bulls as good as the 7th worst record. Now that giant douchebags Butler and Wade are gone the players are actually listening to Fred. He's still a bad coach but it makes a difference the team is at least listening now. Garpax can't even tank right. Hopefully they can sell off Niko and maybe Robin Lopez. Cristiano Fellatio turned into a fat slob after getting paid this summer and would be an excellent tank commander.

[96583UP]

yeah and fatties are like one-ropers, there’s no place for them in the modern game

[verb_to_trust]

Fat people sometimes can't even find their dick let alone produce 7 individual streams of jism.

[96583UP]

what kind of post-game blow job fest / orgy would that be? totally disappointing. no one likes blue balls.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

in all seriousness, how far away do you think we are from two guys literally blowing each other on the court after a game? i say 3-5 years, tops

[96583UP]

3-5 games tops

it will become the next great national anthem protest move

kneeling is so 2017

[PHATJ]

3-5 games tops

it will become the next great national anthem protest move

kneeling is so 2017

[verb_to_trust]

Marcus Smart is such a ...


Bitch

[spike]

in all seriousness, how far away do you think we are from two guys literally blowing each other on the court after a game? i say 3-5 years, tops

you're barking up the wrong tree. baseball is way gayer.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

in all seriousness, how far away do you think we are from two guys literally blowing each other on the court after a game? i say 3-5 years, tops

you're barking up the wrong tree. baseball is way gayer.

go on...

[spike]

in all seriousness, how far away do you think we are from two guys literally blowing each other on the court after a game? i say 3-5 years, tops

you're barking up the wrong tree. baseball is way gayer.

go on...