"The most regulated industry there is was super safe this year, so thank me," he said as he removed regulations and consumer protections wherever he found them.digster wrote:If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.
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No way he could name the agency that oversees commercial air travel without stuttering.McParadigm wrote:"The most regulated industry there is was super safe this year, so thank me," he said as he removed regulations and consumer protections wherever he found them.digster wrote:If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.
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I'm stealing the tweet I saw earlier but does this mean he takes responsibility for all of the gun deaths then?digster wrote:If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.
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His changes at Agriculture have allowed for a dramatic increase in bullshit over the last year.bune wrote:I'm stealing the tweet I saw earlier but does this mean he takes responsibility for all of the gun deaths then?digster wrote:If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.
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Bi_3 wrote:His changes at Agriculture have allowed for a dramatic increase in bullshit over the last year.bune wrote:I'm stealing the tweet I saw earlier but does this mean he takes responsibility for all of the gun deaths then?digster wrote:If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.
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...not with a bang, but with the whimpering of a childish buffoon.
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For some reason all I can think is "but you don't have a button."
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hahahahaMcParadigm wrote:WTF he's melting down
with co-host - Dan Cortese!
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When everything is said and done Donald Trump's punishment should be to have to spend the remainder of his days as somebody else's hype man.
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they are unveiling the new Iran strategy crafted by Sgt. Slaughter
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"A lot of people are talking about the big showdown at the Elks Hall in East Providence this weekend--East Providence, not Providence, we couldn't get the permit, and no refunds if you can't make ir across the river--and it's going to be a beautiful, a beautiful match. The ropes on that ring are are just gorgeous. They were talking about it on Fox and Friends this morning, Sean Hannity--my good friend Sean Hannity, always so fair to me--inspected the turn buckles and he's never seen anything like them. The Ayatollah had his chance to play nice, but now we're coming at him bigly; he says he's got a Camel Clutch waiting for me, but I've got a submission maneuver that's bigger than his, and it actually works. Tickets $5 in advance, $10 at the door. No fatties. Gotta clear out by 9:30 so those dirty Portuguese can set up their smelly food stalls for the church fair, with their spices and weird Spanish-sounding words coming out of their wherevers. Very unfair. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN"96583UP wrote:they are unveiling the new Iran strategy crafted by Sgt. Slaughter
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"We told Congress that from Manhattan to Florida, Toronto, Panama, we found widespread evidence Trump & his org worked with a wide array of dubious Russians in arrangements that raised questions about money laundering. Those deals don’t seem to interest Congress”
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Isn’t threatening nuclear war on Twitter violate the TOS? Oh man the next seven years are gonna be just peachy
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Objectively the greatest president.
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