The Coffee Appreciation Thread

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Update on Reid getting the Narino cold brew, plz
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I've never been denied a venti cold brew. Reid is doing something wrong
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A coworker left a thermos full of coffee for me today when I got in to work. Took one sip and nothing but milk and sugar. Gross.
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i only do a splash of cream

never sugar

only shit coffee gets sugar
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Shit coffee gets cream for me. I like it black as midnight on a moonless night.

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heaven to Betsy I can almost taste that gif
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black coffee hurts my estomago
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I've pontificated multiple times either on this forum or elsewhere about how that particular shape and size of mug is the platonic ideal of coffee mugs.
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what's your favorite bean?
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96583UP wrote:what's your favorite bean?
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that's quite a sizzle piece. i like the part where it looks like he is snorting it

just bought a 2 lb. bag

when it arrives i won't put cream in it and think of you
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96583UP wrote:that's quite a sizzle piece. i like the part where it looks like he is snorting it

just bought a 2 lb. bag

when it arrives i won't put cream in it and think of you
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it adds to the authenticity to the process having guatemalans pour the hot water for the gringo equity holders
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Man, you really know how to suck the fun out of a situation 'p.
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have you ever tried this type of coffee?

https://www.blackivorycoffee.com

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That looks overly complicated. Like the siphon method.
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all the rage in the 1840s, and the only way to drink a bean that was crapped out by an elephant
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My brother is in Guatemala right now. I hope that he brings me back some beans from the Hunapu region.
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my 2 lb bag arrived today

tomorrow morning i will go pick up a few guatemalans at the shape-up and get this coffee party started
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What the hell is the shape-up?
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