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alright i'll buy that
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chud's a post-structuralist today and I can dig it.cutuphalfdead wrote:aren't all sports made up?
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The Women’s Giant Slalom competition event was fun to watch.
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I don’t care about any of that gibberish. The skiing event was enjoyable.verb_to_trust wrote:When a tree falls in the forest, do we hear it? do we care?
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I think there are 3 pure sports:cutuphalfdead wrote:aren't all sports made up?
1) Foot race of any distance. Once obstacles are put in the way (like hurdles) or accessories are required (like skis), it's shit we made up. But from the dawn of man, I'm sure people were saying, "I'll beat you to the tree."
2) Freestyle swim races. All other strokes are inefficient bullshit.
3) MMA. I much prefer boxing, but the equipment and rules are suffocating. MMA is the closest thing we have to fighting to the death.
I suppose a few events in weightlifting (clean and jerk) and track (long jump, high jump) also make the grade, but the lengths of the performances make them hard to be called sports.
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How fast would you cross a mountain in winter time with those sports? Not fast at all.

The oldest ones ever found of the truge that you can see above, were 5800 years old. However, the oldest skis may be as old as 20000 years old.

The oldest ones ever found of the truge that you can see above, were 5800 years old. However, the oldest skis may be as old as 20000 years old.

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Fantastic day for Norway at the Olympics today. We won the downhill for men, cross country skiing for women, and the biathlon for men. Three gold, two silver and one bronze. Even took a break from work to watch the end of the biathlon. Pure suspense.
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What about sports with referees?verb_to_trust wrote:Sports with a judges panel are made up
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Congratulations Norway!Anders wrote:Fantastic day for Norway at the Olympics today. We won the downhill for men, cross country skiing for women, and the biathlon for men. Three gold, one silver and one bronze. Even took a break from work to watch the end of the biathlon. Pure suspense.
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philpritchard wrote:What about sports with referees?verb_to_trust wrote:Sports with a judges panel are made up
The NFL catch rule might as well have a figure skating judges panel at this point.
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Refs are enforcing the rules, not providing the sole means of evaluating winners.philpritchard wrote:What about sports with referees?verb_to_trust wrote:Sports with a judges panel are made up
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The NBA is 100% made up.philpritchard wrote:What about sports with referees?verb_to_trust wrote:Sports with a judges panel are made up
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I'm not saying they're the same by any means, but they still provide a ton of subjectivity to the sport.Monkey_Driven wrote:Refs are enforcing the rules, not providing the sole means of evaluating winners.philpritchard wrote:What about sports with referees?verb_to_trust wrote:Sports with a judges panel are made up
Some sports with judges are fun.
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Thank you. That was a lot of fun.Electromatic wrote:Congratulations Norway!Anders wrote:Fantastic day for Norway at the Olympics today. We won the downhill for men, cross country skiing for women, and the biathlon for men. Three gold, two silver and one bronze. Even took a break from work to watch the end of the biathlon. Pure suspense.
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I enjoyed watching the men's downhill last night.
I think my biggest problem with the Winter Olympics is that very few of the races are head to head. Robs much of the suspense. It does make short track speed skating even more exciting though.
I think my biggest problem with the Winter Olympics is that very few of the races are head to head. Robs much of the suspense. It does make short track speed skating even more exciting though.
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yeah, well done Norway! Good day!Electromatic wrote:Congratulations Norway!Anders wrote:Fantastic day for Norway at the Olympics today. We won the downhill for men, cross country skiing for women, and the biathlon for men. Three gold, one silver and one bronze. Even took a break from work to watch the end of the biathlon. Pure suspense.
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Yeah, anything head-to-head is way better than just timed. Ski/snowboard cross are always exciting.Monkey_Driven wrote:I enjoyed watching the men's downhill last night.
I think my biggest problem with the Winter Olympics is that very few of the races are head to head. Robs much of the suspense. It does make short track speed skating even more exciting though.
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Cross country skiing and biathlon has a lot more head to head races now, but many of us miss the classic timed races.philpritchard wrote:Yeah, anything head-to-head is way better than just timed. Ski/snowboard cross are always exciting.Monkey_Driven wrote:I enjoyed watching the men's downhill last night.
I think my biggest problem with the Winter Olympics is that very few of the races are head to head. Robs much of the suspense. It does make short track speed skating even more exciting though.