2018 NFL Season
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
Not being familiar with the story I had to go to the source. Now I get it.
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Someone on another board described new Lions DC Paul Pasqualoni as "Will Ferrell cosplaying as Jerry Sandusky" and now I'll never unsee it.

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This is incredible.guestT wrote:Someone on another board described new Lions DC Paul Pasqualoni as "Will Ferrell cosplaying as Jerry Sandusky" and now I'll never unsee it.
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numbers wrote:This is incredible.guestT wrote:Someone on another board described new Lions DC Paul Pasqualoni as "Will Ferrell cosplaying as Jerry Sandusky" and now I'll never unsee it.
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Pasqualoni is a serious last namePHATJ wrote:numbers wrote:This is incredible.guestT wrote:Someone on another board described new Lions DC Paul Pasqualoni as "Will Ferrell cosplaying as Jerry Sandusky" and now I'll never unsee it.
Holy shit
lot of action going on there
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Please someone make this your avatar96583UP wrote:Pasqualoni is a serious last namePHATJ wrote:numbers wrote:This is incredible.guestT wrote:Someone on another board described new Lions DC Paul Pasqualoni as "Will Ferrell cosplaying as Jerry Sandusky" and now I'll never unsee it.
Holy shit
lot of action going on there
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
27.5 million a year for Jimmy G.
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Aaron Rodgers will make $19.8 million next year
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Is Garropolo"s deal one of those contracts where they can just cut him if he gets a hangnail?
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More or less any NFL team can do that to any player. If the numbers here are accurate, SF may have thought of this, as he'd be less than a $4.5m dead cap hit after his first two years: http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/san-francisc ... olo-14472/verb_to_trust wrote:Is Garropolo"s deal one of those contracts where they can just cut him if he gets a hangnail?
McParadigm wrote:lol
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but they would take a huge hit to their sexiness ratio
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They can cut him whenever they want, but they owe him huge guaranteed money up front.


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that chart means nothing to me my brain is not trained to read top to bottom like a japanese
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Originally, I wasn't excited about the prospects of the Cards going after Cousins. But Cousins would actually be a good fit for the players they have. As he tends to throw to TEs, backs and slot WRs a lot. Fitz and a healthy David Johnson would have big years and I suspect Seals-Jones will have a break-out season.
I'm hopeful Fitz would be in line for another 100+ receptions during his farewell tour.
I'm hopeful Fitz would be in line for another 100+ receptions during his farewell tour.
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run2death wrote:Originally, I wasn't excited about the prospects of the Cards going after Cousins. But Cousins would actually be a good fit for the players they have. As he tends to throw to TEs, backs and slot WRs a lot. Fitz and a healthy David Johnson would have big years and I suspect Seals-Jones will have a break-out season.
I'm hopeful Fitz would be in line for another 100+ receptions during his farewell tour.
I love Cousins in Arizona. And your points make me love it more.
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Don't put that shit on AZ.E.H. Ruddock wrote:McCarron will end up in AZ
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Marcus Peters getting traded to the Rams. Bammer will probably dislike this more than Joey will.