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I know I can
Given the opportunity, what could you do in a professional sporting event? List what position you'd play, how much "time" you'd require, and what you could accomplish.
I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.
I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.
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I know how the double switch works, so I could be a better in game strategist than John Farrell.
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I could be a third-base umpire for an entire game without making a noticeable error.
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I could clothesline hacksaw jim duggan
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Baseball manager who would change pitchers after every batter. Thinking I would be fired by the 4th inning of the first game.
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i could strike out with no problem in baseball
average 19 turnovers a quarter as a pointguard
die on the field as a slot receiver
have my face and body completely shattered from an open ice hit in hockey
average 19 turnovers a quarter as a pointguard
die on the field as a slot receiver
have my face and body completely shattered from an open ice hit in hockey
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Bullshit.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I could clothesline hacksaw jim duggan
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let me have this, thomasHeyGuys wrote:Bullshit.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I could clothesline hacksaw jim duggan
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Yeah, I feel like, given enough power play time with my only purpose being to go to the front of the net, a puck is bound to go off me to get me a point eventually. There's a good chance I would get severely injured before ever getting to that point, though.Dev wrote:I could score in the nhl if someone put the puck on my stick.
In baseball, there are a lot of guys I could pinch-run for. I wouldn't be very good at it, but I would be better than letting Albert Pujols run or something.
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As a former high school pitcher, I think I could "get out" a lesser hitting National League pitcher
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Baseball - before I blew out my elbow I could have easily played low level minor league baseball. I was a pitcher and centerfielder.
Basketball - I can shoot, so I’d definitely say I could make an open three.
Football - Given enough time, I could complete a pass to an open receiver. I could also make a field goal or punt the ball.
Golf - I could hit the fairway with a tee shot.
Bowling - I’m an above average bowler.
Downhill Skiing - I could complete a downhill run without issue, just not at competitive speed.
Hockey - Nope.
Basketball - I can shoot, so I’d definitely say I could make an open three.
Football - Given enough time, I could complete a pass to an open receiver. I could also make a field goal or punt the ball.
Golf - I could hit the fairway with a tee shot.
Bowling - I’m an above average bowler.
Downhill Skiing - I could complete a downhill run without issue, just not at competitive speed.
Hockey - Nope.
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Balki wrote:Given the opportunity, what could you do in a professional sporting event? List what position you'd play, how much "time" you'd require, and what you could accomplish.
I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.
Josh Smith once felt this way
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LolElectromatic wrote:Balki wrote:Given the opportunity, what could you do in a professional sporting event? List what position you'd play, how much "time" you'd require, and what you could accomplish.
I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.
Josh Smith once felt this way
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What about E-Sports? I once was ranked in the top 50 in Tiger Woods Golf for the Wii.
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congrats, nerdMonkey_Driven wrote:What about E-Sports? I once was ranked in the top 50 in Tiger Woods Golf for the Wii.
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that assumes you're wide open the majority of the time. because if not, there's not a chance you could. and even if so, it's really different shooting in an arena with basketball stanchions and a huge crowd in the background. the depth perception is completely different.Balki wrote:I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.