I know I can

lennytheweedwhacker · Wed February 21, 2018 11:34 pm

Chris_H_2 wrote:
Balki wrote:I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.
that assumes you're wide open the majority of the time. because if not, there's not a chance you could. and even if so, it's really different shooting in an arena with basketball stanchions and a huge crowd in the background. the depth perception is completely different.

stfu

Peeps · Post by **Peeps** » Wed February 21, 2018 11:43 pm

im team chris the whole way. i dont think people really understand how good pro athletes are compared to the rec league joe

the only way you get a shot off in basketball is if the guy guarding you leaves you wide open to double team someone else. otherwise if they are within 10 feet of you their closeout speed and leaping will render any shot useless

football the only way you catch a pass is if the LB or DB lets you so they can separate your spine in 43 different pieces

in baseball i think a pitcher is throwing chin music the first pitch to put the fear of god in you

in hockey a goalie is going to let you think theres an opening when in reality you havent a shot. and never mind thinking youre going to stickhandle around a defenseman

id say the only major sport the average joe would have in finishing is maybe NASCAR and even then you will probably wreck before the 20th lap

Balki · Post by **Balki** » Wed February 21, 2018 11:52 pm

HeyGuys · Post by **HeyGuys** » Thu February 22, 2018 12:14 am

Chris_H_2 wrote:
Balki wrote:I know I could hit three 3-pointers in an NBA game if I was on the court for an entire game.
that assumes you're wide open the majority of the time. because if not, there's not a chance you could. and even if so, it's really different shooting in an arena with basketball stanchions and a huge crowd in the background. the depth perception is completely different.

Boom roasted

Post by **96583UP** » Thu February 22, 2018 12:45 am

I could lead the Belichick-led NE Patriots to a superbowl

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Thu February 22, 2018 4:11 am

So basically the only person here who can do what they say they can do is me?

PHATJ · Post by **PHATJ** » Thu February 22, 2018 4:19 am

I can do the things I claimed.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Thu February 22, 2018 4:32 am

I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.

PHATJ · Post by **PHATJ** » Thu February 22, 2018 4:42 am

verb_to_trust wrote:I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.

Probably not. But if left wide open, I can hit a shot.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Thu February 22, 2018 4:47 am

PHATJ wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.
Probably not. But if left wide open, I can hit a shot.

I hate to agree with Peeps on anything but pretty much any NBA player could smother crackers like us on a close out. Maybe they would leave you to double someone else?

PHATJ · Post by **PHATJ** » Thu February 22, 2018 4:54 am

verb_to_trust wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:I don't believe you could score in an NBA game under any circumstances.
Probably not. But if left wide open, I can hit a shot.
I hate to agree with Peeps on anything but pretty much any NBA player could smother crackers like us on a close out. Maybe they would leave you to double someone else?

Oh I totally agree with that. I’d just have to be open. There’s no way any of us could score past virtually any nba defender. Probably even IT.

verb_to_trust · Post by **verb_to_trust** » Thu February 22, 2018 4:57 am

I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.

PHATJ · Post by **PHATJ** » Thu February 22, 2018 4:59 am

verb_to_trust wrote:I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.

I’d love to see that.

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Thu February 22, 2018 5:10 am

verb_to_trust wrote:I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.

I'd just shoot over him.

Peeps · Post by **Peeps** » Thu February 22, 2018 11:55 am

verb_to_trust wrote:I would barrel into IT as hard as I could to at least force him to take a charge and possibly cause him harm.

i can see you doing the shawn kemp double finger point yelling BMI over 20

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri February 23, 2018 1:56 am

sports!

Post by **96583UP** » Fri February 23, 2018 2:37 am

NE Patriots are a system all I'd have to do is pass to the spot it's all timing

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri February 23, 2018 2:43 am

98 mph fastballs are pretty easy to hit

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri February 23, 2018 2:46 am

a 5 iron to a back right pin is right up my alley

Balki · Post by **Balki** » Fri February 23, 2018 2:07 pm

doug rr wrote:a 5 iron to a back right pin is right up my alley

From about 170 out?

Red Mosquito

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