Black Panther (2018)

[96583UP]

again, i haven't seen the movie, because i prefer to spend my days trolling at the bottom of the ocean for decaying organic matter, but from what i have read the following seems like a reasonable synopsis:

- this movie is so brilliant it makes citizen kane look like a hot pockets commercial
- the CGI is so crisp and inspiring it makes heaven look like a cruise ship toilet bowl on the second day of a norovirus outbreak
- the dialogue is so funny the body of robin williams should be exhumed and beaten like a piñata to help humanity cope with how misplaced our previous conception of humor was
- use of the term 'orgy' in front of 13 year olds is not grounds for a childhood #metoo moment, rather it should be encouraged as a family discussion topic

[Anders]

I don't get that post. Is that humor?

[verb_to_trust]

I don't get that post. Is that humor?

What he's getting at is how ridiculous it is that people are jerking each other off so much over a marvel movie.

[verb_to_trust]

I knew I didn't want to see this movie once Stip wrote one of his 7 paragraph fluff pieces on it. See also: Backspacer

[simple schoolboy]

Spoiler: show

Wakanda buys 3 distressed properties to redevelop? Great, now Wakandans are gentrifiers as well. How did that deal get past Oakland City Council? What sort of allocation for public housing have they included with the plan? Its all good and well for Wakanda, but what about displaced Oaklanders?

Some politician in Oakland, probably.

[Anders]

I don't get that post. Is that humor?

What he's getting at is how ridiculous it is that people are jerking each other off so much over a marvel movie.

Strange if you haven't even seen it.

[swan]

lol I had already had sex before I was 16. 13-year-olds know what orgies are.

Can we acknowledge how f’ed this post is? Congrats on getting laid at 16. I hope you have a daughter one day.

[LoathedVermin72]

lol I had already had sex before I was 16. 13-year-olds know what orgies are.

Can we acknowledge how f’ed this post is? Congrats on getting laid at 16. I hope you have a daughter one day.

Why? So she can be knowledgeable about sex and have it when she’s ready?

[stip]

I knew I didn't want to see this movie once Stip wrote one of his 7 paragraph fluff pieces on it. See also: Backspacer

technically i just quoted someone else’s 7 paragraph fluff piece.
also technically I probably wrote 70 paragraphs about Backspacer

[stip]

I don't get that post. Is that humor?

What he's getting at is how ridiculous it is that people are jerking each other off so much over a marvel movie.

Strange if you haven't even seen it.

Anders, you’ve been here long enough to know whether or not someone enters a thread to have a conversation vs. someone who enters a thread braying for attention

[stip]

lol I had already had sex before I was 16. 13-year-olds know what orgies are.

Can we acknowledge how f’ed this post is? Congrats on getting laid at 16. I hope you have a daughter one day.

Why? So she can be knowledgeable about sex and have it when she’s ready?

thats my attitude now, but we’ll see where I am in 8 years

[gardenparty]

Should i see this or Annihilation tomorrow evening?

[LoathedVermin72]

Should i see this or Annihilation tomorrow evening?

See this if you dig Marvel movies and/or are in the mood for a superhero action movie.

See Annihilation if you dig slow, arty sci-fi and are in the mood for a head trip.

[verb_to_trust]

I don't get that post. Is that humor?

What he's getting at is how ridiculous it is that people are jerking each other off so much over a marvel movie.

Strange if you haven't even seen it.

Anders, you’ve been here long enough to know whether or not someone enters a thread to have a conversation vs. someone who enters a thread braying for attention

I've seen marvel movies before. They are bad. I suppose there is a Wakanda 101 course coming together for next semester at the college though, since this kids movie has changed us all forever.

[stip]

Black people stoked about Black Panther: "This movie is meaningful to us in terms of representation and seeing a large-scale blockbuster directed by a black person, with a largely black cast, that explores African culture and deals with themes relating to the African American experience"

The online intelligentsia: "LOLOLOLOL hahaha this mvoie is going to end racism LOL"

[gardenparty]

Should i see this or Annihilation tomorrow evening?

See this if you dig Marvel movies and/or are in the mood for a superhero action movie.

See Annihilation if you dig slow, arty sci-fi and are in the mood for a head trip.

that's what i thought. thank you

i think i hate them both. Maybe i'll see game night

[lennytheweedwhacker]

is cock blockers out yet

[96583UP]

is cock blockers out yet

I don't get that post. Is that humor?

[epilogue]

I really dug this movie.

[96583UP]

it's almost like they feel insecure about this all of the sudden