Ancestry / 23andMe

[B]

Wait until you find out what we're doing with your RM posts.

374 posts. You probably know more about me than my "partner":

Tell Sam I said "hi."

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I'm pretty sure there is no God, and if there is, I'm sure he's not tricked by such chicanery. He'll send all the Holocaust victims to hell, regardless of what the LDS church thinks.

If I ever run for public office, I'm going to instruct Sarge to burn this forum to the ground.

We have a manual panic button, and also an automatic trigger should your heart stop beating for more than 4 minutes.

[Norah]

Why is this an A&E thread?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Why is this an A&E thread?

Because Ancestry starts with an A.

[Norah]

Why is this an A&E thread?

Because Ancestry starts with an A.

[B]

B/c I did it for entertainment, and GD is a cesspool.

[bada]

Got my results. No casino money for me.

[epilogue]

What do they do? Take a piece of paper with a DNA profile on it and dip it in a pool? I'm pretty sure there is no God, and if there is, I'm sure he's not tricked by such chicanery. He'll send all the Holocaust victims to hell, regardless of what the LDS church thinks.

This is top shelf.

[CopperTom]

I bought one for my mom. Her results were spot on. Boring.

[jwfocker]

My brother did this for the family. It was cool and all but I recently read how the company basically owns the rights to your DNA. So I got that going for me.

[bada]

Where is Dime from we might be cousins!?

[Rangi Guy]

Please use 23andMe.

Ancestry will use your info to baptist all your dead relatives into the Mormon Church.

Once they're dead pretty sure this practice will mean jack shit!

[96583UP]

no fucking website is ever getting my DNA

unless it's because they come step to me and i blast on their face in a display of alpha male dominance

as was the custom in my ancestral homeland of wakanda

based on a DNA test i had performed while interning at a snow cone stand run by the mormon church

[BurtReynolds]

I'm pretty sure there is no God, and if there is, I'm sure he's not tricked by such chicanery. He'll send all the Holocaust victims to hell, regardless of what the LDS church thinks.

If I ever run for public office, I'm going to instruct Sarge to burn this forum to the ground.

These are the best B posts.

[Bammer]

Anyone done this for their dog?

[BurtReynolds]

I'm 1.6% black! Fuck all you white folks.

[BurtReynolds]

I'm also 10% french

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[BurtReynolds]

Also now your genetic info is a commodity for resale by Ancestry / 23andMe!

I feel like I should be angry about that but I dont really know what that means.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.