America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
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Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
the answer is not arming more people - the answer is improving self-defense: we need personalized anti-bullet missile defense systems
if an active shooter is detected, a miniature robot launcher emerges from your purse to start blazing hot counter-lead interceptors for all the bullets in mid air
this is, of course, the easier thing to develop than just getting dirty-ass high-BMI politicians to vote to stop selling so many of the damn things
if an active shooter is detected, a miniature robot launcher emerges from your purse to start blazing hot counter-lead interceptors for all the bullets in mid air
this is, of course, the easier thing to develop than just getting dirty-ass high-BMI politicians to vote to stop selling so many of the damn things
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Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
9865sup, are you a girl?96583UP wrote:the answer is not arming more people - the answer is improving self-defense: we need personalized anti-bullet missile defense systems
if an active shooter is detected, a miniature robot launcher emerges from your purse to start blazing hot counter-lead interceptors for all the bullets in mid air
this is, of course, the easier thing to develop than just getting dirty-ass high-BMI politicians to vote to stop selling so many of the damn things
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The oh heavens yes oneMecca wrote:which cartoon?theplatypus wrote:Way more powerful than that stupid cartoon
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I heard that the clothing and shoes left behind by someone who just died is the saddest thingDscans wrote:This is way sadder than that Hemingway story.McParadigm wrote:7,000 pairs of shoes. One for every child killed by firearms since Sandy Hook.
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Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
Okay, change of plans... lower the buying age! The only way to stop a teacher with a gun is to have a student with a gun.McParadigm wrote:
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Self driving gunselliseamos wrote:Okay, change of plans... lower the buying age! The only way to stop a teacher with a gun is to have a student with a gun.McParadigm wrote:
(patriotic choking noises)
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Maybe we could give it an AI name Siri and Alexa are taken... Maybe "Gunner"McParadigm wrote:Self driving gunselliseamos wrote:Okay, change of plans... lower the buying age! The only way to stop a teacher with a gun is to have a student with a gun.McParadigm wrote:
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I like to look at different news outlets web pages to see what they think is the important news of the day. ABC\CBS\NBC\CNN has the school kids walkout over guns plastered all over and Fox News has the mystery of a navy boat that disappeared 100 years ago.
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Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
I wish I still had Fox News. That is really something different.
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Whats the current Jansport going for?
Level IIIA body armor will protect against most pistol calibers, fyi
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Level IIIA body armor will protect against most pistol calibers, fyi
http://www.jgsales.com/guardianpack-bac ... 01492.html
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The story gets worse: He's an Auxiliary police officer who was teaching a class about police work, and might've been trying to teach students how to disarm someone with a a loaded gun. They make plastic training guns for a reason...McParadigm wrote:
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Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
And what reason is that?simple schoolboy wrote:The story gets worse: He's an Auxiliary police officer who was teaching a class about police work, and might've been trying to teach students how to disarm someone with a a loaded gun. They make plastic training guns for a reason...McParadigm wrote:
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Someone should run against this dude in Maine. He's a real asshat.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/le ... c8bf151517
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/le ... c8bf151517
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Thanks guys.
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shitposting time!!!:
"Bravery and rebellion" in the year 2018 is students marching with the sanction of the state, parroting an opinion widely accepted by the masses, and calling it a walkout.
baaaaaaaaaaah!
"Bravery and rebellion" in the year 2018 is students marching with the sanction of the state, parroting an opinion widely accepted by the masses, and calling it a walkout.
baaaaaaaaaaah!
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Solid take Burt. Enjoy your weekend
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thank you. And a good weekend to you and RM as well.
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He's dropped out.B wrote:Someone should run against this dude in Maine. He's a real asshat.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/le ... c8bf151517