America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?

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the answer is not arming more people - the answer is improving self-defense: we need personalized anti-bullet missile defense systems

if an active shooter is detected, a miniature robot launcher emerges from your purse to start blazing hot counter-lead interceptors for all the bullets in mid air

this is, of course, the easier thing to develop than just getting dirty-ass high-BMI politicians to vote to stop selling so many of the damn things
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96583UP wrote:the answer is not arming more people - the answer is improving self-defense: we need personalized anti-bullet missile defense systems

if an active shooter is detected, a miniature robot launcher emerges from your purse to start blazing hot counter-lead interceptors for all the bullets in mid air

this is, of course, the easier thing to develop than just getting dirty-ass high-BMI politicians to vote to stop selling so many of the damn things
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Mecca wrote:
theplatypus wrote:Way more powerful than that stupid cartoon
which cartoon?
The oh heavens yes one
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Dscans wrote:
McParadigm wrote:7,000 pairs of shoes. One for every child killed by firearms since Sandy Hook.
This is way sadder than that Hemingway story.
I heard that the clothing and shoes left behind by someone who just died is the saddest thing
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McParadigm wrote:
Okay, change of plans... lower the buying age! The only way to stop a teacher with a gun is to have a student with a gun. :shake:
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elliseamos wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Okay, change of plans... lower the buying age! The only way to stop a teacher with a gun is to have a student with a gun. :shake:
Self driving guns
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McParadigm wrote:
elliseamos wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Okay, change of plans... lower the buying age! The only way to stop a teacher with a gun is to have a student with a gun. :shake:
Self driving guns
Maybe we could give it an AI name Siri and Alexa are taken... Maybe "Gunner"
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I like to look at different news outlets web pages to see what they think is the important news of the day. ABC\CBS\NBC\CNN has the school kids walkout over guns plastered all over and Fox News has the mystery of a navy boat that disappeared 100 years ago.
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I wish I still had Fox News. That is really something different.
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Whats the current Jansport going for?

Level IIIA body armor will protect against most pistol calibers, fyi

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McParadigm wrote:
The story gets worse: He's an Auxiliary police officer who was teaching a class about police work, and might've been trying to teach students how to disarm someone with a a loaded gun. They make plastic training guns for a reason...
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simple schoolboy wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
The story gets worse: He's an Auxiliary police officer who was teaching a class about police work, and might've been trying to teach students how to disarm someone with a a loaded gun. They make plastic training guns for a reason...
And what reason is that?
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Someone should run against this dude in Maine. He's a real asshat.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/le ... c8bf151517
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Thanks guys.
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shitposting time!!!:

"Bravery and rebellion" in the year 2018 is students marching with the sanction of the state, parroting an opinion widely accepted by the masses, and calling it a walkout.

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Solid take Burt. Enjoy your weekend
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thank you. And a good weekend to you and RM as well.
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B wrote:Someone should run against this dude in Maine. He's a real asshat.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/le ... c8bf151517
He's dropped out.
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