Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have

[lennytheweedwhacker]

My wife didn't understand "put the lotion on the skin or else you'll get the hose again" line.

Wait, what do you mean she doesn't understand it. Like, she hasn't seen the movie and doesn't get the reference? Or she gets has seen the movie and doesn't get it in the context of the film?

Hasn't seen the movie, nor was she familiar enough with the line to associate it to the movie without having seen it.

You should absolutely watch the movie with her.

then f*ck

Or, you know, put the lotion on her skin.

what if she wants the hose?

[epilogue]

My wife didn't understand "put the lotion on the skin or else you'll get the hose again" line.

Wait, what do you mean she doesn't understand it. Like, she hasn't seen the movie and doesn't get the reference? Or she gets has seen the movie and doesn't get it in the context of the film?

Hasn't seen the movie, nor was she familiar enough with the line to associate it to the movie without having seen it.

You should absolutely watch the movie with her.

then f*ck

Or, you know, put the lotion on her skin.

what if she wants the hose?

You give it to her, if you know what's good for you.

[McParadigm]

I want Judi Dench as 007. No thematic changes whatsoever, just Dame Judi Dench strutting through a film, murdering bad guys, drinking too damn much, and banging younger men.

[bodysnatcher]

I want Judi Dench as 007. No thematic changes whatsoever, just Dame Judi Dench strutting through a film, murdering bad guys, drinking too damn much, and banging younger men.

not plausible unless all crime ends at 8pm

[McParadigm]

I am introducing my son to The Twilight Zone and it is just pranks.

[McParadigm]

"Imagine a man who believes he sees a creature on the wing of a plane. He is carted away for a lobotomy. Ha ha fuck him it was real. The end."

[McParadigm]

"Imagine that a man goes back in time and tries to save his younger self from becoming a boring old geezer, but breaks the young boy’s leg and gains a limp ha ha fuck him it was real. The end."

They all end that way.

[LoathedVermin72]

I thought this was kinda interesting - according to RateYourMusic.com, these are all the directors I've seen more than 10 films by:

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Woody Allen (40)
Steven Spielberg (32)
Anthony Mann (32)
Roman Polanski (31)
Steven Soderbergh (22)
Tim Burton (20)
Jean Rollin (18)
Elia Kazan (18)
Brian De Palma (18)
Francis Ford Coppola (18)
Ridley Scott (18)
Werner Herzog (18)
Martin Scorsese (18)
Clint Eastwood (18)
Joel & Ethan Coen (17)
Michael Powell (17)
Jean-Luc Godard (17)
Alfred Hitchcock (17)
John Ford (16)
Richard Fleischer (16)
Federico Fellini (16)
David Cronenberg (15)
John Carpenter (15)
Ingmar Bergman (15)
Oliver Stone (14)
George A. Romero (14)
Dario Argento (13)
Robert Altman (13)
Michael Bay (13)
J. Lee Thompson (13)
Stanley Kubrick (13)
Robert Rodriguez (13)
Takashi Miike (13)
Paul Verhoeven (12)
Stuart Gordon (12)
Wes Anderson (12)
Brett Ratner (11)
Roland Emmerich (11)
Jim Jarmusch (11)
Richard Donner (11)
Michael Mann (11)
Paul W.S. Anderson (11)
Sam Raimi (11)
Wes Craven (11)
Robert Zemeckis (11)

[The Argonaut]

Shit, i wish icheckmovies.com had that feature

[epilogue]

I didn't even know Coppola made 18 movies.

[LoathedVermin72]

I didn't even know Coppola made 18 movies.

More than 18! I haven't even seen them all.

[epilogue]

I didn't even know Coppola made 18 movies.

More than 18! I haven't even seen them all.

I just looked at his IMDB and I've seen exactly 10 of his films.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[bada]

"Imagine that a man goes back in time and tries to save his younger self from becoming a boring old geezer, but breaks the young boy’s leg and gains a limp ha ha fuck him it was real. The end."

They all end that way.

The Bewitchin' Pool is my favorite episode and it breaks the fuck him it was real formula.

[bune]

I was listening to a podcast today and they were talking about a Korean film called "I Saw the Devil" for a minute, about how violent it was. So I read a bit of the wiki on it and wow, that's violent. I gotta find this one. I would have to imagine that at least LV has seen it, but anyone else?

[LoathedVermin72]

That movie was pretty popular a few years back, but I never watched it because I don’t like Asians

[VinylGuy]

I was listening to a podcast today and they were talking about a Korean film called "I Saw the Devil" for a minute, about how violent it was. So I read a bit of the wiki on it and wow, that's violent. I gotta find this one. I would have to imagine that at least LV has seen it, but anyone else?

I saw it!! Amazing. Such a good movie.

[Strat]

That movie was pretty popular a few years back, but I never watched it because I don’t like Asians

[bune]

That movie was pretty popular a few years back, but I never watched it because I don’t like Asians

ok...

I was listening to a podcast today and they were talking about a Korean film called "I Saw the Devil" for a minute, about how violent it was. So I read a bit of the wiki on it and wow, that's violent. I gotta find this one. I would have to imagine that at least LV has seen it, but anyone else?

I saw it!! Amazing. Such a good movie.

Nice. Hopefully the one I grabbed has a good sub.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

do you like asians or something, bune?