Bill Cosby's Pudding Pop & Other Sexual Assault Stuff

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theplatypus wrote:If this is his lawyer's formal statement now, I can only imagine how much more there is to say, and what this report provides a light into.
The 1990s were a time of mental and emotional fragility for Mr. Kricfalusi, especially after losing Ren and Stimpy, his most prized creation. For a brief time, 25 years ago, he had a 16-year-old girlfriend. Over the years John struggled with what were eventually diagnosed mental illnesses in 2008. To that point, for nearly three decades he had relied primarily on alcohol to self-medicate. Since that time he has worked feverishly on his mental health issues, and has been successful in stabilizing his life over the last decade. This achievement has allowed John the opportunity to grow and mature in ways he’d never had a chance at before.

What is a good way to say "I banged a groupie child 25 years ago"?

16 isn't a child in the way you are implying, it's above the age of consent (that does not in any way, at all, ever, make predatory behavior towards them OK).
A 16 year old is a child.

No shit. But the phrasing of what you said carries a different connotation in common parlance, which was clearly what I was reacting to.
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Bi_3 wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
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theplatypus wrote:If this is his lawyer's formal statement now, I can only imagine how much more there is to say, and what this report provides a light into.
The 1990s were a time of mental and emotional fragility for Mr. Kricfalusi, especially after losing Ren and Stimpy, his most prized creation. For a brief time, 25 years ago, he had a 16-year-old girlfriend. Over the years John struggled with what were eventually diagnosed mental illnesses in 2008. To that point, for nearly three decades he had relied primarily on alcohol to self-medicate. Since that time he has worked feverishly on his mental health issues, and has been successful in stabilizing his life over the last decade. This achievement has allowed John the opportunity to grow and mature in ways he’d never had a chance at before.

What is a good way to say "I banged a groupie child 25 years ago"?

16 isn't a child in the way you are implying, it's above the age of consent (that does not in any way, at all, ever, make predatory behavior towards them OK).
A 16 year old is a child.

No shit. But the phrasing of what you said carries a different connotation in common parlance, which was clearly what I was reacting to.
You described a 16 year old high school student as a "groupie" which carries all sorts of baggage with it. Like she was just some woman who wanted to fuck someone famous, and not a 16 year old looking for a mentor in the industry she aspires to. Did you read the piece?

Also, this pedophile had kiddie porn on his computer.
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Weird that it wasn’t walruses with rubber nipples or horses wearing sock suspenders, though.
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While the age of consent is 16 in some states (gross in my opinion), in California it is actually 18.
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NORRISTOWN, Pa. — The judge in Bill Cosby's sexual assault retrial hinted Friday that he could keep jurors from hearing the comedian's prior testimony about giving quaaludes to women before sex, a potential blow to the prosecution's plans to portray him as a serial predator.

Judge Steven O'Neill said at a pretrial hearing that he won't rule on the testimony until it's brought up at the retrial, which is scheduled to begin April 9 in suburban Philadelphia.

"This defendant is not on trial for what he said in his deposition," O'Neill said.
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I thought republicans didn’t sexually assault people.
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wease wrote:I thought republicans didn’t sexually assault people.
think about it.
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i bet Cosby doesn't get convicted

this has an OJ feeling to it all

he's got so much cash

the DA will screw up

some juror will screw up and hide that they had bias

some screw will bias up and juror that they had hide

same story

send in Terry Moran on Court TV

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Yikes
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theplatypus wrote: Yikes
Who the fuck is that about?

Also, Chinese tickle time.
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It's supposedly written by John K, the Ren and Stimpy guy (whose creepy story was posted a couple pages ago). That said, there is no evidence it is him, though Byrd seems to believe it is... and she knows him pretty well
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Ah, ok.

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This didn't age well
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lolllllll
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Is that real??
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wease wrote:Is that real??
Women’s movements? Yeah.
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BurtReynolds wrote:This didn't age well
I was reading about this shit last night, it's fucking nuts.
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Getting back to the founding of this thread:
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