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Cabinet member #1: Fuck can we just calm the big guy down for one day so I can be with my family?

Cabinet member #2: Maybe just put Moodance on? That’s a good, calming record.

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:shake: always go with astral weeks
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cutuphalfdead wrote::shake: always go with astral weeks
Don’t start cryin now
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BurtReynolds wrote:what's his deal with Amazon? His package must have gotten damaged during delivery and that set him off. 98% chance.
Amazon is dominating markets left and right, any good populist would go after them.
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cutuphalfdead wrote::shake: always go with astral weeks
except the joke wouldn't work.
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Bi_3 wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:what's his deal with Amazon? His package must have gotten damaged during delivery and that set him off. 98% chance.
Amazon is dominating markets left and right, any good populist would go after them.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with the Washington Post...
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When did we start demanding that the post office turn a profit? UPS and FedEx are super expensive. I'm alright with my tax dollars carrying the post office a bit if I can send my mom artwork by her grandkids for under $10.
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McParadigm wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:what's his deal with Amazon? His package must have gotten damaged during delivery and that set him off. 98% chance.
Amazon is dominating markets left and right, any good populist would go after them.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with the Washington Post...
Yeah, this is clearly why he's pissed with Amazon.
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"I'm super smart because I didn't pay taxes!"

"Amazon should pay taxes!"
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If anything, this man has proven that he's 100% consistent in hypocrisy.

You've gotta admire that dedication.
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durdencommatyler wrote:"I'm super smart because I didn't pay taxes!"

"Amazon should pay taxes!"
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bezos owns the WaPo which supported Hillary openly for the entire election

bezos also owns amazon

bezos also trolled trump shortly after the election by buying the largest house in D.C.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rel ... 887fb3c704

in the battle of tiny penises, bezos' is bigger
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We need to start an RM newspaper to counter all this propaganda.
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Unsure if this Sinclair stuff deserves its own thread but it is wild.
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don't worry it's just an April Fool's Day joke
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must be frightening to be in as much debt as him
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96583UP wrote:bezos owns the WaPo which supported Hillary openly for the entire election

bezos also owns amazon

bezos also trolled trump shortly after the election by buying the largest house in D.C.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rel ... 887fb3c704

in the battle of tiny penises, bezos' is bigger
This.

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Or maybe it’s just a tool someone else is using...a topic they know upsets him, which they can use to guide him to a decision they want made.
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