Food You Stole Then Ate

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I stole Little Debbie chocolate frosted donuts from the fridge down the hall and now I'm going to eat them.
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when i worked at kroger i would steal frozen meals and eat them in the break area
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I used to have a job helping autistic kids and at one of their houses I would steal food from their pantry while on duty, and then I would eat it.
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I stole candy 3-4 times when I was 7, for a total value of about $2-3. Then I took about $2 from my grandfather when I was 13. Haven’t stolen since.

I sometimes bring home fresh bread from work on Friday’s, but that’s for me or the trash, and I hate throwing away food.
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What an as*hole.
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Haha me?
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Everyone. I habitually took snickers bars out of the break room fridge til one day Scott put up a sign saying "To whoever stole my candy I hope you die a long painful death!" He never found out it was me and I stopped...
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Why steal at all? At least as an adult.
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Anders wrote:Why steal at all? At least as an adult.
Well... it's there... and I'm at work. It's not about money it's about convenience. Also, there's a common rule that you should initial something if you don't want it stolen. Sometimes people leave food for weeks and I assume they don't really want it. But maybe that's wishful thinking.
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kinda hoping your wife stays unemployed and you get fired
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:kinda hoping your wife stays unemployed and you get fired
Really? Now I feel bad. I should probably replace the donuts tomorrow.
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tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:kinda hoping your wife stays unemployed and you get fired
Really? Now I feel bad. I should probably replace the donuts tomorrow.
it’s the right thing to do
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:when i worked at kroger i would steal frozen meals and eat them in the break area
Did you ever replace these?
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tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:when i worked at kroger i would steal frozen meals and eat them in the break area
Did you ever replace these?
of course not
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John 8:7, viz. “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”
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tree_ wrote:John 8:7, viz. “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”
god bless his holy word
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I think about taking from Windy's pizza hut garlic bread bag almost every day. I don't though. This is probably not the thread for me.
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washing machine wrote:I think about taking from Windy's pizza hut garlic bread bag almost every day. I don't though. This is probably not the thread for me.
is she single
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:I think about taking from Windy's pizza hut garlic bread bag almost every day. I don't though. This is probably not the thread for me.
is she single
Not currently, but it's kind of a seasonal thing with her. I'll keep you updated.
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