2013 song tournament A: Thejambi Wins!

[epilogue]

He may have given stip some song choices, we will have to see if stip gets up soon

Someone text Stip's baby.

Man, I don't miss those days...

I swear my kid KNEW when I was JUST starting to fall asleep.

Babies Are For Suckers the new single from Pearl Jam's upcoming tenth album, Lightning Bolt.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

He may have given stip some song choices, we will have to see if stip gets up soon

Someone text Stip's baby.

Man, I don't miss those days...

I swear my kid KNEW when I was JUST starting to fall asleep.

Yeah, that and:

Have sex.
Eat a snack.
Sit down after a long day and watch TV.
Take a shit.
Make a phone call.

[epilogue]

He may have given stip some song choices, we will have to see if stip gets up soon

Someone text Stip's baby.

Man, I don't miss those days...

I swear my kid KNEW when I was JUST starting to fall asleep.

Yeah, that and:

Have sex.
Eat a snack.
Sit down after a long day and watch TV.
Take a shit.
Make a phone call.

All but one of those things you can do while taking care of a baby.

[Lament]

Have sex.
Eat a snack.
Sit down after a long day and watch TV.
Take a shit.
Make a phone call.

All but one of those things you can do while taking care of a baby.

I've never taken care of one, but I would imagine there are two of those you wouldn't want to do while taking care of a baby...

[ilpazzo]

He may have given stip some song choices, we will have to see if stip gets up soon

Someone text Stip's baby.

Man, I don't miss those days...

I swear my kid KNEW when I was JUST starting to fall asleep.

Yeah, that and:

Have sex.
Eat a snack.
Sit down after a long day and watch TV.
Take a shit.
Make a phone call.

All but one of those things you can do while taking care of a baby.

Yeah... that's pretty spot on, actually.

He may have given stip some song choices, we will have to see if stip gets up soon

Someone text Stip's baby.

Man, I don't miss those days...

I swear my kid KNEW when I was JUST starting to fall asleep.

Yeah, that and:

Have sex.
Eat a snack.
Sit down after a long day and watch TV.
Take a shit.
Make a phone call.

All but one of those things you can do while taking care of a baby.

Yeah, I never mastered the phone call while taking care of the baby.

[epilogue]

Have sex.
Eat a snack.
Sit down after a long day and watch TV.
Take a shit.
Make a phone call.

All but one of those things you can do while taking care of a baby.

I've never taken care of one, but I would imagine there are two of those you wouldn't want to do while taking care of a baby...

Rookie mistake. Just one. But I'll let you figure out which one.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Have sex.
Eat a snack.
Sit down after a long day and watch TV.
Take a shit.
Make a phone call.

All but one of those things you can do while taking care of a baby.

I've never taken care of one, but I would imagine there are two of those you wouldn't want to do while taking care of a baby...

It's something that never ends. My 6yo has 'stealth mode' where he can literally walk into a room without being heard or seen. He freaks me out sometimes, I'll turn around and he'll just be standing there staring at me.

He has only once walked in while the wife and I were having "happy time", thankfully the we were covered and noticed very early on in the episode.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Yeah, I never mastered the phone call while taking care of the baby.

Put it this way, the minute you think your baby/kids are quiet/asleep, you'll pick up the phone and dial. Immediately they start screaming/making/noise/shitting their pants/etc.

[Fuzzcharger]

[epilogue]

Put it this way, the minute you think KurtLeon is gonna post/contribute, you'll click on the thread and browse. Immediately someone starts screaming/making/noise/shitting their pants/etc. And KurtLeon just draws it.

[Lament]

Is there any type of protocol for what happens if the new album leaks before the draft ends?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Is there any type of protocol for what happens if the new album leaks before the draft ends?

We instantly forget about the tournament and starting listening to, and raving/complaining about, the album.

[Norah]

Is there any type of protocol for what happens if the new album leaks before the draft ends?

Draft away and lose.

[Lament]

Is there any type of protocol for what happens if the new album leaks before the draft ends?

We instantly forget about the tournament and starting listening to, and raving/complaining about, the album.

So you're no longer pledging yourself to the No Leak Club?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Is there any type of protocol for what happens if the new album leaks before the draft ends?

We instantly forget about the tournament and starting listening to, and raving/complaining about, the album.

So you're no longer pledging yourself to the No Leak Club?

It depends. If LIR and/or CC are on the new album, it means I'm out anyway. We'll have to wait and see.

[Lament]

I think if you're willing to listen to it while simultaneously taking a shit & watching a baby, you'll be forgiven.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

Well, its too late for me to still be up, see you guys tomorrow, and hopefully for those staying up this thing gets moving.
Goodnight

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I think if you're willing to listen to it while simultaneously taking a shit & watching a baby, you'll be forgiven.

I'll consider it my number one priority, sir.

[Lament]

I think if you're willing to listen to it while simultaneously taking a shit & watching a baby, you'll be forgiven.

I'll consider it my number one priority, sir.

You mean number two priority.

I actually think that's probably what Sirens is going to be about.

[stip]

The following is a list of songs that Alive should have been drafted before:

-Every song that is not on Vitalogy
-Probably every song that is on Vitalogy