What are you drinking right now?

[doug rr]

wife and i got our feet up watching golf drinking mimosas

who are you rooting for now?

charley hoffman

[lennytheweedwhacker]

wife and i got our feet up watching golf drinking mimosas

who are you rooting for now?

charley hoffman

i do like him

[lennytheweedwhacker]

coffee

[wease]

coffee

The non-soft drink kind?

Also, why are you drinking MORE of a beverage you don’t even like?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

coffee

The non-soft drink kind?

Also, why are you drinking MORE of a beverage you don’t even like?

I was getting sleepy

[wease]

coffee

The non-soft drink kind?

Also, why are you drinking MORE of a beverage you don’t even like?

I was getting sleepy

You need a case of Jolt Cola.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

coffee

The non-soft drink kind?

Also, why are you drinking MORE of a beverage you don’t even like?

I was getting sleepy

You need a case of Jolt Cola.

jolt this

*points at crotch*

[epilogue]

Also, Len, isn't coffee a soft drink?

Wat?

I’ve never heard this before.

I mean... they're called "soft drinks" because they don't have alcohol in them. Therefore, coffee is usually a soft drink. Unless you're doug.

I thought they had to be carbonated, as well.

Nope. A "hard" drink is a drink containing alcohol, usually "hard" alcohol. So, then, any drink that doesn't contain hard alcohol would be a soft drink. Water, tea, milk, etc. All of those are soft drinks by definition.

[Norah]

Also, Len, isn't coffee a soft drink?

Wat?

I’ve never heard this before.

I mean... they're called "soft drinks" because they don't have alcohol in them. Therefore, coffee is usually a soft drink. Unless you're doug.

I thought they had to be carbonated, as well.

Nope. A "hard" drink is a drink containing alcohol, usually "hard" alcohol. So, then, any drink that doesn't contain hard alcohol would be a soft drink. Water, tea, milk, etc. All of those are soft drinks by definition.

this is a logical fallacy

[lennytheweedwhacker]

water

[wease]

Also, Len, isn't coffee a soft drink?

Wat?

I’ve never heard this before.

I mean... they're called "soft drinks" because they don't have alcohol in them. Therefore, coffee is usually a soft drink. Unless you're doug.

I thought they had to be carbonated, as well.

Nope. A "hard" drink is a drink containing alcohol, usually "hard" alcohol. So, then, any drink that doesn't contain hard alcohol would be a soft drink. Water, tea, milk, etc. All of those are soft drinks by definition.

Not according to brittanica as posted upthread.

[wease]

coffee

The non-soft drink kind?

Also, why are you drinking MORE of a beverage you don’t even like?

I was getting sleepy

You need a case of Jolt Cola.

jolt this

*points at crotch*

I was just trying to help you not have to drink a beverage you don’t like. You seem to like sodas, so I recommended one. Fuck it. Drink more coffee.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

coffee

The non-soft drink kind?

Also, why are you drinking MORE of a beverage you don’t even like?

I was getting sleepy

You need a case of Jolt Cola.

jolt this

*points at crotch*

I was just trying to help you not have to drink a beverage you don’t like. You seem to like sodas, so I recommended one. Fuck it. Drink more coffee.

please calm down

[wease]

coffee

The non-soft drink kind?

Also, why are you drinking MORE of a beverage you don’t even like?

I was getting sleepy

You need a case of Jolt Cola.

jolt this

*points at crotch*

I was just trying to help you not have to drink a beverage you don’t like. You seem to like sodas, so I recommended one. Fuck it. Drink more coffee.

please calm down

You’re the one on the caffeine high.

[epilogue]

Also, Len, isn't coffee a soft drink?

Wat?

I’ve never heard this before.

I mean... they're called "soft drinks" because they don't have alcohol in them. Therefore, coffee is usually a soft drink. Unless you're doug.

I thought they had to be carbonated, as well.

Nope. A "hard" drink is a drink containing alcohol, usually "hard" alcohol. So, then, any drink that doesn't contain hard alcohol would be a soft drink. Water, tea, milk, etc. All of those are soft drinks by definition.

this is a logical fallacy

No, it isn't. It's a true thing. It's literally why they are called "soft" drinks.

[epilogue]

Also, Len, isn't coffee a soft drink?

Wat?

I’ve never heard this before.

I mean... they're called "soft drinks" because they don't have alcohol in them. Therefore, coffee is usually a soft drink. Unless you're doug.

I thought they had to be carbonated, as well.

Nope. A "hard" drink is a drink containing alcohol, usually "hard" alcohol. So, then, any drink that doesn't contain hard alcohol would be a soft drink. Water, tea, milk, etc. All of those are soft drinks by definition.

Not according to brittanica as posted upthread.

Because that article is speaking about the colloquial use. It defines the term in the first sentence and then goes on to talk about how people typically use the phrase. People don't think of milk, water, juice, etc as soft drinks because soda-pop has become the common reference.

[epilogue]

Green tea

[wease]

Green tea

That’s hard core.

[epilogue]

Green tea

That’s hard core.

[doug rr]

scotch