When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plate

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When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plate

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Do you still feel like eating it?
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Is he deaf?
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Are you at the same bar and he's next to you, or are you at one bar and he's at the next bar over?
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I think he's outside the bar and someone inside the bar is eyefucking his food.
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Just answer the question, jam fam.
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washing machine wrote:Just answer the question, jam fam.
leave us alone
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:Just answer the question, jam fam.
leave us alone
Has this never happened to you at Bojangles?
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washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:Just answer the question, jam fam.
leave us alone
Has this never happened to you at Bojangles?
bojangle this

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:Just answer the question, jam fam.
leave us alone
Has this never happened to you at Bojangles?
bojangle this

*points at wiener*
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washing machine wrote:Do you still feel like eating it?
It makes me want it even more
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Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:Do you still feel like eating it?
It makes me want it even more
Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own"
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:Do you still feel like eating it?
It makes me want it even more
Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own"
have you ever shared?
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It all depends on whether or not the server said, "excellent choice" when I order.
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Kaius wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:Do you still feel like eating it?
It makes me want it even more
Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own"
have you ever shared?
Not with a stranger. I don't want the clap
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My wife and I would like to thank you for having us to your dinner party
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How you got slut shaming from any of this is baffling.
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The Argonaut wrote:This thread feels vaguely like slut shaming, but maybe I don't understand it
wtf?
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My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party.
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such strong language from such a small man
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The Argonaut wrote:Is it like a sloppy seconds thing? You don't want to fuck your food because some other guy already fucked it?
Not even close.

If I order a plate and someone ogles it as it’s being presented to me, I only feel weird because me and my food have just been put in the spotlight.

Instead of enjoying a quiet meal to myself, I have to brace myself for a conversation about what I just ordered and probably more small talk after that.
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