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Discuss your injuries ITT
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And they say that a hero could save us
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Insert forbidden picture here.spike wrote:so you hang around a bunch of loser druggies just to feel superior. figures.verb_to_trust wrote:I'm not speaking from personal experiencespike wrote:who's the drug addict nowverb_to_trust wrote:It's fairly easy to beat a drug DUI in courtspike wrote:no more vicodin for me, pal. i need to drive for work, and you can actually get DUI.verb_to_trust wrote:"Ibuprofen"spike wrote:i had a second injection for my herniated disc about a week ago now, and i've been much improved. still using ibuprofen for soreness, but otherwise, i've been able to lead my life again. taking it easy is hard though; i have to constantly remind myself not to lift "heavy" stuff, etc.
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I welcome the child who would choose to embarrass himself with such an action.cutuphalfdead wrote:Insert forbidden picture here.spike wrote:so you hang around a bunch of loser druggies just to feel superior. figures.verb_to_trust wrote:I'm not speaking from personal experiencespike wrote:who's the drug addict nowverb_to_trust wrote:It's fairly easy to beat a drug DUI in courtspike wrote:no more vicodin for me, pal. i need to drive for work, and you can actually get DUI.verb_to_trust wrote:"Ibuprofen"spike wrote:i had a second injection for my herniated disc about a week ago now, and i've been much improved. still using ibuprofen for soreness, but otherwise, i've been able to lead my life again. taking it easy is hard though; i have to constantly remind myself not to lift "heavy" stuff, etc.
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My hip problem has been persisting but I have gotten it to crack a few times in the last 24 hrs. It feels a lot better I think. Nice.
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i smashed an elbow when i fell on the sidewalk one time
14 years ago and it still feels fucked up at times
14 years ago and it still feels fucked up at times
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I fixed my recent hip problems finally I think but my upper back needs to be cracked. I think I wanna visit the chiropractor.
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We were born with a faulty organ that will one day fail (like we all do) and we will die. That's if something else doesn't kill you first.
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evolution is a farceBurtReynolds wrote:We were born with a faulty organ that will one day fail (like we all do) and we will die. That's if something else doesn't kill you first.
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I was water skiing almost 3 years ago. Long story short: When the boat took off my ski got caught and I split myself in half. Heard pops, saw stars, hit the water.
I was black and blue from tip of my dick to my thigh and my lower abdomen. Got checked for a hernia and was fine there.
However, strong chance I tore labrum on the hip joint. Been bugging me. PT helps and i can do most things, but it hurts. Getting up from sitting takes a few steps to get it to work properly. I can run. Ski. Hike. Do most of yoga....But its not 100%
Im scared to get an MRI and surgery because the recovery is a long fucking time. Though, im starting to get frustrated not being 100%.
I could be better at PT though.
I was black and blue from tip of my dick to my thigh and my lower abdomen. Got checked for a hernia and was fine there.
However, strong chance I tore labrum on the hip joint. Been bugging me. PT helps and i can do most things, but it hurts. Getting up from sitting takes a few steps to get it to work properly. I can run. Ski. Hike. Do most of yoga....But its not 100%
Im scared to get an MRI and surgery because the recovery is a long fucking time. Though, im starting to get frustrated not being 100%.
I could be better at PT though.
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migraine knocked me the fuck out yesterday. I guess that headache was building to something.
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Is a migraine an "injury" ?BurtReynolds wrote:migraine knocked me the fuck out yesterday. I guess that headache was building to something.
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It felt like someone was stabbing me in the eye. does that count?Strat wrote:Is a migraine an "injury" ?BurtReynolds wrote:migraine knocked me the fuck out yesterday. I guess that headache was building to something.
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Ill let Dev decide.BurtReynolds wrote:It felt like someone was stabbing me in the eye. does that count?Strat wrote:Is a migraine an "injury" ?BurtReynolds wrote:migraine knocked me the fuck out yesterday. I guess that headache was building to something.
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I fucked up my shoulder some time ago and I just ignored it and it “healed” wrong and now my left shoulder is titled forward a bit and it also has my upper back in a kink. Finally went to a chiro the other day and Oh My Lawd he cracked me off something fierce. I think it’s going to take several trips, but he seemed to know what he’s doing, so here’s to getting set straight.
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I love the chiropractor. I have one that is part of an integrative medical clinic so along with that they spend a lot of time on physical therapy and other various methods of healing. A lot of people up here also swear by Rolfers. I have yet to go but its next on my list.Kaius wrote:I fucked up my shoulder some time ago and I just ignored it and it “healed” wrong and now my left shoulder is titled forward a bit and it also has my upper back in a kink. Finally went to a chiro the other day and Oh My Lawd he cracked me off something fierce. I think it’s going to take several trips, but he seemed to know what he’s doing, so here’s to getting set straight.
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I slammed my dominant thumb in the office safe about 30 minutes again. Holy fuck does this hurt.
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when i was like 7 or 8 my older brother tripped me from behind while we were racing. split my chin open as i hit a broken bottle on the ground
broke my pinking finger a few years later (11 or 12) throwing a punch at him and following with a knee. missed him but hit the wooden part of our couch
sprained my ankles numerous times playing basketball last major time i did i think i may have broken it. 3/4 of my foot was black, not black and blue, literally black
screwed up my shoulder when the squat bar fell off my back and i reached back to grab it
only injury that is still from when i was about 30. got slashed playing deck hockey on my big toe. a week later that toe nail fell off and it hasnt really grown since. best i can describe it as it kinda looks like a hoof, so about once every other month i pick at it and remove it all over again
broke my pinking finger a few years later (11 or 12) throwing a punch at him and following with a knee. missed him but hit the wooden part of our couch
sprained my ankles numerous times playing basketball last major time i did i think i may have broken it. 3/4 of my foot was black, not black and blue, literally black
screwed up my shoulder when the squat bar fell off my back and i reached back to grab it
only injury that is still from when i was about 30. got slashed playing deck hockey on my big toe. a week later that toe nail fell off and it hasnt really grown since. best i can describe it as it kinda looks like a hoof, so about once every other month i pick at it and remove it all over again
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Left ankle hurts. Lots of pain everywhere tho. I worked out pretty hard on Weds and then ran yesterday.
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