How drunk are you right now?

[tree_]

Two whiskey and diets and two beers. Medium Tipsy.

[PHATJ]

Working on it. Three deep. Smoked a bowl too.

[washing machine]

I'm not.

[tree_]

Working on it. Three deep. Smoked a bowl too.

Tell me a high thought you're having right now. Oh man been so long since I've been high.....

[tree_]

I'm not.

Jerk

[PHATJ]

Working on it. Three deep. Smoked a bowl too.

Tell me a high thought you're having right now. Oh man been so long since I've been high.....

I was just randomly thinking about the movie Snakes on a Plane. Never saw it.

[tree_]

Wowwee

[PHATJ]

That made me think about Sharknado

[tree_]

Have you seen it?

[PHATJ]

I saw a few scenes at some point. Outrageous, I tell ya.

[tree_]

Looked stupid to me

[PHATJ]

I’ve been watching downhill barbie car races (mostly crashes) on YouTube for at least an hour. That shit is bananas.

[tree_]

I'll check it out Monday at work. On my cellphone now and won't commit. I'm supposed to be playing mgsV right now

[PHATJ]

This is a quick highlight reel.

[tree_]

Going upstairs to retrieve my third whiskey and diet and third rolling rock

[PHATJ]

Atta kid

[Strat]

Going upstairs to retrieve my third whiskey and diet and third rolling rock

Please tell me you are joking about the rolling rock

[PHATJ]

I gave him shit for that yesterday

[Strat]

Did you give him shit about mixing whiskey too?

[PHATJ]

Oh god no