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the new Jurassic Park movie seems even worse than the last one.

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VinylGuy wrote:the new Jurassic Park movie seems even worse than the last one.

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It'll make a jillion dollars, though. That's all they care about anymore.
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OK, then it's their understanding of what the public will buy that's changed for the worse.
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John Carpenter is doing the score for the new movie....FUUUUUCK. im so exited...David Gordon Green directing, Jason Blum producing..Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Green...

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fuck you warner broooooooooooooooos

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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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woah. And Universal has rights to Namor and Hulk, right?
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OMG WHICH CORPORATE ENTITY OWNS THE RIGHTS TO WHICH SUPERHEROES SHOULD NOT BE THE CONCERN HERE
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:OMG WHICH CORPORATE ENTITY OWNS THE RIGHTS TO WHICH SUPERHEROES SHOULD NOT BE THE CONCERN HERE
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:OMG WHICH CORPORATE ENTITY OWNS THE RIGHTS TO WHICH SUPERHEROES SHOULD NOT BE THE CONCERN HERE
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This is one of the worst trailers I’ve ever seen. Not that the movie itself looks bad necessarily, but the trailer is so incompetently assembled and conceived that all the images land with a wet thud.

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Well, im sold. I really want this one to be great.
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Looks awful. Looks like every superhero movie and not like a gritty predator movie.

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why did it have to open with jacob fucking tremblay :shake:
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No kid should be in a Predator movie unless he's getting impaled on spikes.
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The first 2 predators gave me chills as a child. It was gritty. Dark. Intense. Violent.

This looks fucking atrocious.
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And I look forward to watching it at home some day!
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