NBA Thread

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LeBron pretty much has to cheat on his wife have you see her?

She's a wonderful mother verb.

Quoting him reminds me why I can't see him.

You foe'd me? Wtf

How long have you foe’d him? Because about a year back he made some analogy about going down on someone and having a skin tag in your mouth, and really, I think if you’d read that post, you could make allowances for everything else.

Jesus Christ on a bicycle. No, I had not read that.

who is the most foe'd RMer?

argo

Lol

I do have anyone foe’d. You gotta be a pussy to do that.

I just like reading the NBA thread for the highlights and reactions. *shrug*

I constantly react to the NBA. Nobody ever posts highlights. Your loss. Enjoy your posting experience, dick.

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I AM THE NBA THREAD

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Look guys, just don't be fat

This is pretty good advice.

I like to LOL when Steph's people brag on him for being able to deadlift 400 pounds, but at the same time...does he really need to be able to pull more than that? Probably not. His game is based on quickness, explosiveness, and agility. He's put on enough size that he doesn't die when he goes to the basket.

[Higgs]

I’m strong as fuck. And as skinny as not.

How much ya bench?

Plenty

PhatJ would absolutely bench a poundor 2.

And no better way to enjoy the C's than having a few vapes/choofs under your belt.

I'm part of the Robert Parish conference finals tour.

[Coach]

I’m strong as fuck. And as skinny as not.

How much ya bench?

Plenty

PhatJ would absolutely bench a poundor 2.

And no better way to enjoy the C's than having a few vapes/choofs under your belt.

I'm part of the Robert Parish conference finals tour.

Massachusetts is a great place to live right now.

[PHATJ]

I’m strong as fuck. And as skinny as not.

How much ya bench?

Plenty

PhatJ would absolutely bench a poundor 2.

And no better way to enjoy the C's than having a few vapes/choofs under your belt.

I'm part of the Robert Parish conference finals tour.

Massachusetts is a great place to live right now.

I’ll bench a pound or 2 and then smoke a phat j. I’m hella diverse.

[Coach]

I’m strong as fuck. And as skinny as not.

How much ya bench?

Plenty

PhatJ would absolutely bench a poundor 2.

And no better way to enjoy the C's than having a few vapes/choofs under your belt.

I'm part of the Robert Parish conference finals tour.

Massachusetts is a great place to live right now.

I’ll bench a pound or 2 and then smoke a phat j. I’m hella diverse.

I do the elliptical machine on weed. Keeps me fit and motivated. Need the sativa for that, though.

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People who smoke weed while they exercise piss me off

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People who smoke weed while they exercise piss me off

I’ve never smoked before exercising. I’d never actually exercise if I did that.

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If the Celtics end up with 4 draft picks in 2019 what do they plan on doing with their roster?

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If the Celtics end up with 4 draft picks in 2019 what do they plan on doing with their roster?

Draft a scout team.

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On The Lowe Post this week Bill Simmons jacked off to the Celtics for an hour straight. He refused to admit that the Celtics would probably be better off in the long run without one of Irving or Hayward. Simmons thinks broken Kyrie is a top 9 player and club foot is top 15.

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They are going to have some big decisions to make. Kadeem Allen, Jabari Bird, Abdel Nader, Guerschon Yabusele, Semi Ojeleye and Shane Larkin are fringe NBA players and would be the most likely to get moved or cut for roster reasons. I think they really like some of those guys though. The plan was to package some picks and either Brown and/or Tatum and try to get super star but I gotta imagine this playoff run has made them re-think that. If they get to the finals and GSW annihilate them and its not even close Danny might figure he can't stand pat. They'll definitely have to choose between Smart and Roozier. If they think Kyrie is going to come back OK I'd keep Smart...if they have questions about Kyrie long term I'd keep Roozier. Thing is the team might potentially get to the NBA finals without Kyrie but they fell off a cliff and had trouble even winning regular season games without Smart. As bad as he is on offense he has an undeniable trickle down effect on this team when he's on the court. The guy can have 2 points a steal and a rebound and be +24 its weird.

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Kyrie would be in the drivers seat for any trade because he'll be a free agent and I doubt anyone is going to take on 30 million a year for Hayward till he proves he's back. I don't see either guy going anywhere this off season.

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My biggest fear is Danny is going to draft himself (I mean) Grayson Allen. I'd have to quit RM.

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At this point you'd have to say Brown and Tatum are untouchable, especially Tatum.

I saw a Grayson Allen quote from the combine talking about how great it would be to play in Chicago. He also scored off the charts on some agility drill. Garpax will be all over him.

[Coach]

People who smoke weed while they exercise piss me off

I’ve never smoked before exercising. I’d never actually exercise if I did that.

Pound an iced coffee w/ 3-4 espresso shots along with it.

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KAT on his way out of Minnesota

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KAT on his way out of Minnesota

jaylen brown and a first rounder next year?

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I don't think that trade makes the Celtics better