Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer

[epilogue]

i missed something, what did the durdencommatyler account do?

I chronicalled all in the Admit Something thread in GD. The short version is that I lost my shit on this poor innocent delivery guy and behaved like a giant asshole and I feel awful about it. It was super gross.

[---]

did we ever get any more information on this revelation

I'd be lying if I said that something equally as awful hadn't happened before

[Jorge]

Ooooo I know what he did in the equally awful thing. I know that one.

[washing machine]

Go on...

[epilogue]

I feel like I went over all of this back in both my original RM Interview thread and then again in my voice interview with Jorge.

[washing machine]

I stopped listening to Jorge’s interviews when I noticed that my RM account is never talked about or mentioned in the lightning rounds.

[Jorge]

I feel like I went over all of this back in both my original RM Interview thread and then again in my voice interview with Jorge.

I cut the incident in question from the final interview because it was pretty bad

[BurtReynolds]

I'm telling you, man, you can't keep all this rage pent up forever.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[BurtReynolds]

Television isn't close enough?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Jesus some people really want to tarnish Joe's name, huh?

[Jorge]

Just then, DURDENCOMMATYLER ARRIVES ON A SMALL MOTORBIKE. Getting off, he looks around the city.

DURDENCOMMATYLER
So, this all seems horrible.

BLACK WIDOW
I've seen worse.

DURDENCOMMATYLER
Sorry.

BLACK WIDOW
No. We could use a little worse.

CAPTAIN AMERICA
Stark? We got him.

IRON MAN (V.O.)
Durdencommatyler?

CAPTAIN AMERICA
Just like you said.


INSIDE THE SUIT

TONY
Then tell him to suit up. I'm bringing
the party to you.

IRON MAN comes out from behind a building. The FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN follows, impatiently.

EXT. BRIDGE STREET ­ DAY

The rest of the AVENGERS look up, getting ready and standing still.

BLACK WIDOW
I... I don't see how that's a party...

IRON MAN swoops down the street. The FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN also swoops down, BARRELING down the street like a FREIGHT TRAIN that keeps building and building its intensity.DURDENCOMMATYLER looks behind. Cap looks at him. DURDENCOMMATYLER begins to walk towards the monster.

CAPTAIN AMERICA
Dr. Durdencommatyler. Now might be a really good
time for you to get angry.

DURDENCOMMATYLER
That's my secret, Captain. I'm always
angry.

DURDENCOMMATYLER's body starts to swell and stretch and harden. As the FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN rushes towards him, DURDENCOMMATYLER turns towards him and delivers a hellish roar.

DURDENCOMMATYLER
NYERRR DUERRR NYURRRR DYURRRR!!!!


STUNNED, THE FOREIGN DELIVER MAN FLIPS OVER A 360.

FOREIGN DELIVERY MAN
*foreign sounding nonsense*

DURDENCOMMATYLER pretends not to hear the creature, who starts weeping in agony and humiliation.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[BurtReynolds]

[Strat]

Poor joey

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Strat]

We need a new thread

[epilogue]

I feel like I went over all of this back in both my original RM Interview thread and then again in my voice interview with Jorge.

I cut the incident in question from the final interview because it was pretty bad

Oh really? I didn't remember that.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.