Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Mon May 21, 2018 9:38 pm

This thread is going so well right now.

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Mon May 21, 2018 9:45 pm

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Mon May 21, 2018 9:48 pm

By design.

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Mon May 21, 2018 9:49 pm

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Mon May 21, 2018 9:54 pm

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Mon May 21, 2018 10:22 pm

This is the strangest thread in a long, long time.

Post by **Jorge** » Mon May 21, 2018 10:31 pm

MASSIVE EXPLOSION... the glass walls rattle...

CopperTom and Marla look -- OUT THE WINDOWS: a BUILDING EXPLODES; collapsing upon itself. Then, ANOTHER BUILDING IMPLODES into a massive cloud of dust. CopperTom and Marla are silhouetted against the SKYLINE. CopperTom looks to Marla, reaches to take her hand.

COPPERTOM
I'm sorry... This is the strangest thread in a long, long time.

ANOTHER BUILDING IMPLODES and COLLAPSES inward... and ANOTHER BUILDING... and ANOTHER...

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue May 22, 2018 12:07 am

CopperTom wrote:This is the strangest thread in a long, long time.

http://archive.theskyiscrape.com/viewto ... 9#p3395296

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Tue May 22, 2018 12:51 am

spike wrote:
CopperTom wrote:This is the strangest thread in a long, long time.
http://archive.theskyiscrape.com/viewto ... 9#p3395296

You’ve really been driving this theme home lately.

Post by **96583UP** » Tue May 22, 2018 2:07 am

American History X

Durdencommatyler: ****, you just ****ed with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson in ****in' restaurant week. But you ****in' ***** never get the message. My boss's makeup artist ordered that lunch you mother****er! You ever deliver to a fireman? You come here and knock on my box office window? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now mother****er. Put your ****in' mouth on the curb.

Delivery man who works his ass off every day to make a meager but honest living: Come on man.

Durdencommatyler: Put it on the curb right now!

Theater worker that copes with being a closet-case through bouts of rage but is not durden: Durden, no!

Durdencommatyler: Now say good night.

[Crunch]

Durdencommatyler: OMG I feel totes horrible about killing that guy.

Durdencommatyler: water

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Tue May 22, 2018 2:14 am

I think we’re done here.

Post by **The Argonaut** » Tue May 22, 2018 2:20 am

durdencommatyler: Don't call me joey, Ash
The Argonaut: Oh, ok, Joe, sorry. I don't like being called Ash, btw.

The Argonaut: Here is a post where I call d,t by the name Joe
durdencommatyler: Here is a post where I talk about what a nice, considerate, caring, guy I am, Ash. Ash Ash Ash.

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Tue May 22, 2018 2:25 am

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Tue May 22, 2018 2:32 am

I’d watch it.

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Tue May 22, 2018 7:18 pm

RM: The Movie needs to happen.

Post by **epilogue** » Tue May 22, 2018 7:36 pm

CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.

Who would you cast to play CopperTom?

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Tue May 22, 2018 8:51 pm

durdencommatyler wrote:
CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Who would you cast to play CopperTom?

Either Joey Chestnut or Abbi Jacobson

Post by **epilogue** » Tue May 22, 2018 9:09 pm

CopperTom wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Who would you cast to play CopperTom?
Either Joey Chestnut or Abbi Jacobson

Please cast all the major roles.

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Tue May 22, 2018 10:34 pm

durdencommatyler wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Who would you cast to play CopperTom?
Either Joey Chestnut or Abbi Jacobson
Please cast all the major roles.

Dct = Aziz Anzari

CopperTom · Post by **CopperTom** » Tue May 22, 2018 10:38 pm

CopperTom wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
CopperTom wrote:RM: The Movie needs to happen.
Who would you cast to play CopperTom?
Either Joey Chestnut or Abbi Jacobson
Please cast all the major roles.
Dct = Aziz Anzari

Verb = Harvey Weinstein

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