Rank The Star Wars Movies

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durdencommatyler wrote:Last place should always be The Clone Wars film.

You say that as a clone wars fan???

Clone wars is immeasurably better and more enjoyable than attack of the clones.
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dimejinky99 wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Last place should always be The Clone Wars film.

You say that as a clone wars fan???

Clone wars is immeasurably better and more enjoyable than attack of the clones.
The Clone Wars series is outstanding (though, admittedly, uneven). I'm talking about the theatrically released animated feature film.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Last place should always be The Clone Wars film.

You say that as a clone wars fan???

Clone wars is immeasurably better and more enjoyable than attack of the clones.
The Clone Wars series is outstanding (though, admittedly, uneven). I'm talking about the theatrically released animated feature film.

So am I!!
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dimejinky99 wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Last place should always be The Clone Wars film.

You say that as a clone wars fan???

Clone wars is immeasurably better and more enjoyable than attack of the clones.
The Clone Wars series is outstanding (though, admittedly, uneven). I'm talking about the theatrically released animated feature film.

So am I!!
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I like Attack of the Clones a lot more than most people, it seems. It's a flawed film, to be sure, but there's a lot there to like and dig into.
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The clone wars animated movie is a far better film and way more enjoyable experience than attack of the clones.


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I love the noir Obi-Wan subplot. I love the obstacles they give Anakin emotionally. I like the dynamic between Obi-Wan and Anakin. There are some fantastic visuals in that film, too. Having rewatched it recently, I was surprised by how much I really enjoyed the movie. Whereas, Sith, which I'd always ranked above it, grated on me, big time.
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durdencommatyler wrote:I love the noir Obi-Wan subplot. I love the obstacles they give Anakin emotionally. I like the dynamic between Obi-Wan and Anakin. There are some fantastic visuals in that film, too. Having rewatched it recently, I was surprised by how much I really enjoyed the movie. Whereas, Sith, which I'd always ranked above it, grated on me, big time.

That’s controversial. I can’t bring myself to rewatch AOTC. Tbh it hurts cos I should have gone and saved my mam and it was too late n all that. I hate that movie for those other reasons. But my nonexistent constantly fluid rankings always has AOTC in very last place.

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Make no mistake, it's nowhere near a great Jedi film. Not even close.
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yeah attack of the clones is not that bad man.
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I like Padme's outfits.
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AotC is the absolute worst. TFA is second worst.
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I don't trust anyone who ranks TFA or TLJ in the upper half. I have a hard time trusting anyone who doesn't rank TFA dead last, in fact.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:I don't trust anyone who ranks TFA or TLJ in the upper half. I have a hard time trusting anyone who doesn't rank TFA dead last, in fact.
I thought you tolerated TLJ.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I don't trust anyone who ranks TFA or TLJ in the upper half. I have a hard time trusting anyone who doesn't rank TFA dead last, in fact.
I thought you tolerated TLJ.
No, it's bad. Nowhere near as bad as TFA, but bad.
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Ah. I thought it was a mess, but at least it tried to shake things up a bit.
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i liked the alien tit part
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the last jedi
a new hope/empire strikes back/the force awakens
rogue 1/return of the jedi
solo






revenge of the sith






phantom menace




attack of the clones
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TLJ’s ranking is dependent on how the overall story closes out and whether it enhances or detracts from the story told there
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