NBA Thread

[verb_to_trust]

Sexton is not a good enough shooter to be a top ten pick.

[bada]

Woj has Donte DiVincenzo going to the Celts. I'm surprised I figure they'd grab a euro and stash him overseas.

[Monkey_Driven]

Sexton is not a good enough shooter to be a top ten pick.

but he's no fuckboy

[bada]

googles fuckboy

[bada]

mistake

[verb_to_trust]

Sexton is not a good enough shooter to be a top ten pick.

but he's no fuckboy

Actually I heard he is

[verb_to_trust]

From urban dictionary:

Fuck Boy is a specific type of male Millennial douchebag. There have been equivalents to the modern Fuck Boy, the annoyingly macho and bad mannered young man archetype, across each generation. Yet the current batch of them, thanks to smartphones and social media making the ability to lead an unproductive and narcissistic lifestyle especially easy, are particularly obnoxious. They are the kind of people that Baby Boomers like to point to as proof that Millennials are morally bankrupt and lazy.

As a rule, they are disrespectful and rude to nearly everyone with a pulse who makes the mistake of coming into contact with them. They're vain and narcissistic and have particular obsessions with their phones: especially the acts of taking selfies and posting about how awesome they are on social media. They embrace the most annoying social and fashion trends of the present moment, such as, currently, vaping and man buns. They especially love hooking up with women on dating apps such as Tinder and are the kind of guys who send women pictures of their genitals. As women nowadays are becoming wiser to their bullshit and fucking them less, Fuck Boys always exaggerate their sexual conquests.

The etymology of the word is disputed; it's either from black subculture, referring to posers who act way more tough than they are or from the gay community: referring to predominantly straight men who have gay hookups just to have sex when they can't get women such as in a prison setting.

[verb_to_trust]

I don't think all of that applies to Porter and Sexton, but some of it does.

[Monkey_Driven]

All I know is I would take Doncic number one.

[verb_to_trust]

I would probably take Ayton but wouldn't be 100% sure.

[Monkey_Driven]

I would probably take Ayton but wouldn't be 100% sure.

He could end up being the better pro, but Doncic is a proven star in a good professional league and is still very young.

[verb_to_trust]

He's also slow and likes to eat cheeseburgers

[lennytheweedwhacker]

cheeseburgers are so good

[Monkey_Driven]

He's also slow and likes to eat cheeseburgers

I don't trust a teenager that doesn't like cheeseburgers.

[pnjguy]

Doncic is 6'8" 270 at 19.

Get that man in an NBA fitness program, with his skill set? OHHHHH-VERRRRR

His step-back 3 right now is just ridiculous.

He's the best player in the draft by a wide margin.

[Monkey_Driven]

Doncic is 6'8" 270 at 19.

Get that man in an NBA fitness program, with his skill set? OHHHHH-VERRRRR

His step-back 3 right now is just ridiculous.

He's the best player in the draft by a wide margin.

For today's NBA he should be the number one pick. But, some NBA execs still think centers are the key to an elite team.

[verb_to_trust]

He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.

My latest comps for Porter Jr are Tom Gugliotta and Kieth Van Horn

[pnjguy]

He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.

You know who's not twitchy enough? Jason Tatum.

[Monkey_Driven]

He's not twitchy enough of an athlete to have me fully convinced.

My latest comps for Porter Jr are Tom Gugliotta and Kieth Van Horn

I didn't really get a chance to see Porter play at all when healthy so I have no idea what he is capable of.

[bada]

Great news!!! Ben Simmons is dating a Kardashian. No longer worried about the 76ers next year.