Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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gardenparty wrote:Image
I had the idea when the last one dropped that the logical sequel to Jurassic PARK would be Jurassic DRIVE...a car heist movie where the heist team was made up of dinosaurs who were hunted by The Rock.

I just had a podcast throw that idea back at me, and I stand by it.
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McParadigm wrote:
gardenparty wrote:Image
I had the idea when the last one dropped that the logical sequel to Jurassic PARK would be Jurassic DRIVE...a car heist movie where the heist team was made up of dinosaurs who were hunted by The Rock.

I just had a podcast throw that idea back at me, and I stand by it.
Unlike these Jurassic Park movies, I would pay to see that.
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This nonsense has gone full Sharknado.

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/06/ ... sharknado/
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Did anyone see this?
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Monkey_Driven wrote:Did anyone see this?
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Daft Twat’s Jurassic World 2 review:
Do you like dinosaurs? What about gorgeous red heads in flattering clothing? Do you like those? Does your love for those two things outweigh a ridiculous plot you knew was going to be ridiculous going in? Then get your Cretaceous ass to the theater for some mindless fun!
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I do REALLY like redheads in flattering clothing.
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No, thanks.
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Mindless fun

Fun for the mindless
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Is there really a
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gun that points a laser at the victim that tells the dinosaur what to attack, rather than a gun that just... shoots people? Why do they keep writing the same "weaponized dinosaur" crap?
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McParadigm wrote:Mindless fun

Fun for the mindless
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McParadigm wrote:Mindless fun

Fun for the mindless
Yo have you seen the Bumblebee trailer?
McParadigm wrote:lol
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BurtReynolds wrote:Is there really a
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gun that points a laser at the victim that tells the dinosaur what to attack, rather than a gun that just... shoots people? Why do they keep writing the same "weaponized dinosaur" crap?

And a velociraptor can read a danger warning about flammable gas.

Seriously
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Simple Torture wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Mindless fun

Fun for the mindless
Yo have you seen the Bumblebee trailer?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Mindless fun

Fun for the mindless
Yo have you seen the Bumblebee trailer?
:lol:
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flattering clothing?
BONE FUCKIN´ TOMAHAWK.
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Well saw it yesterday. Yes, its absolutely bonkers....but there were a few pretty cool moments.
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And i do like that finally the dinos are in the world. Enough with the island
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Carnosaur is the only companion to Jurassic Park you need.
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