Let me be your “Siri “

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon June 25, 2018 7:05 am

Why not give me a try? Unless you support her monopoly on guidance.

Let me “technically” support you.

Feel free to post here for my help.

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Mon June 25, 2018 8:25 am

Siri: where has Whitey been all this time? He's greatly missed.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon June 25, 2018 9:23 am

If he’s in your heart, he’s always here. Especially if I never log out.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Mon June 25, 2018 10:20 am

Siri, who cuts your hair?

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon June 25, 2018 10:32 am

It’s not a place that normally cuts hair!
Well human hair at least.

Post by **Jorge** » Mon June 25, 2018 1:51 pm

Whitey, fill my ears with spiders

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Mon June 25, 2018 4:15 pm

Whitey, why was balki banned?

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Mon June 25, 2018 5:51 pm

What kind of spiders, and do you have a particular event in mind?

And pete, I sourced some of my queries out to my 8ball, and it said “it is certain”. So there you go, 2 more wishes left.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Mon June 25, 2018 6:01 pm

I'm confused. Are you Siri, an 8 ball, or a genie?

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Mon June 25, 2018 6:03 pm

Whitey, what was that thing you said your friends called you, but I'm certain no one has ever called you?

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Tue June 26, 2018 12:27 am

It’s whispered in the wind whenever two or more tasks are needed.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Tue June 26, 2018 12:28 am

Look up at my last post to answer your first question.

Post by **Jorge** » Tue June 26, 2018 12:40 am

Whitey, what's the weather going to look like tomorrow

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue June 26, 2018 12:55 am

White Siri, is Burt going to be ok?

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Tue June 26, 2018 3:59 am

Whitey McTeeth wrote:It’s whispered in the wind whenever two or more tasks are needed.

Oh I remember now. No one calls you that.

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Tue June 26, 2018 4:09 am

theplatypus wrote:Whitey, what's the weather going to look like tomorrow

The sun will come up tomorrow.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Tue June 26, 2018 4:26 am

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Tue June 26, 2018 4:27 am

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Tue June 26, 2018 4:33 am

*curtsies*

Red Mosquito

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