The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

[Monkey_Driven]

So i just took a 6 hour train ride from Prague to Krakow.  The train was nearly entirely PJ fans.  Every negative stereotype was checked.

*Come to Brazil fans.
*Even Bros & Even Hoes.  They drank a ton, but were well behaved.
*If PJ was a ______ , what would each member be.  I remember hearing, "if PJ were fairytale characters, which character is Eddie."  There was a dispute over Mike.  This was my first encounter with this type of fans.  I thought these fans were a myth.  Wierd and creepy.
*Playing music so everyone can hear fans.
*Singing PJ in foreign tongues fans.
*Hypothetical changes to past concert fans.  Both song changes and Eddie comment changes.
*Retracking album fans.
*I made eye contact with ____ and did / did not make a connection fans.

And I had my headphones on for many hours too.  I am so happy I was in plain clothes and flew under everyone's radar for almost the entire ride.

Did you ask for their opinion on Lightning Bolt?

[Jorge]

Are "come to Brazil fans" just Brazilian fans?

[Bi_3]

*Come to Brazil fans.

Could have been a missed opportunity for you. I talked to a fan from Brazil in Denver a few years back and she was an absolute knockout.


But hopefully the next show is going to be great.

[Monkey_Driven]

Are "come to Brazil fans" just Brazilian fans?

Did they miss the two shows they played in Brazil like three months ago?

[CopperTom]

Are "come to Brazil fans" just Brazilian fans?

Yes.

[bodysnatcher]

So i just took a 6 hour train ride from Prague to Krakow.  The train was nearly entirely PJ fans.  Every negative stereotype was checked.

*Come to Brazil fans.
*Even Bros & Even Hoes.  They drank a ton, but were well behaved.
*If PJ was a ______ , what would each member be.  I remember hearing, "if PJ were fairytale characters, which character is Eddie."  There was a dispute over Mike.  This was my first encounter with this type of fans.  I thought these fans were a myth.  Wierd and creepy.
*Playing music so everyone can hear fans.
*Singing PJ in foreign tongues fans.
*Hypothetical changes to past concert fans.  Both song changes and Eddie comment changes.
*Retracking album fans.
*I made eye contact with ____ and did / did not make a connection fans.

And I had my headphones on for many hours too.  I am so happy I was in plain clothes and flew under everyone's radar for almost the entire ride.

[Jorge]

Are "come to Brazil fans" just Brazilian fans?

Yes.

so you pretty much listed "being Brazilian" as a negative stereotype

[Norah]

Are "come to Brazil fans" just Brazilian fans?

Yes.

so you pretty much listed "being Brazilian" as a negative stereotype

Well if your exposure to Brazilians has largely been hb posts...

[MattA75]

The dude who had his ten club wristband tattooed onto his wrist is my new #1 with a bullet

[96583UP]

Whoa. That one who penetrated me without consent just got bumped down to number two.

[Bi_3]

The dude who had his ten club wristband tattooed onto his wrist is my new #1 with a bullet

Pics or it didn’t happen

[bodysnatcher]

i believe it without photographic evidence.


if someone got this, there's 100% chance that anything is possible:

[CopperTom]

Are "come to Brazil fans" just Brazilian fans?

Yes.

so you pretty much listed "being Brazilian" as a negative stereotype

Well if your exposure to Brazilians has largely been hb posts...

Come to Brazil for the Pearl Jam, stay for the chocolate.

[verb_to_trust]

I nominate Bill Simmons. He starts every episode of his podcast with some shitty live intro of Corduroy, which wouldn't be cringe in itself but he also has to announce that it is PEARL JAM each time, usually in some dumb voice.

[KurtLeon]

Are "come to Brazil fans" just Brazilian fans?

Yes.

so you pretty much listed "being Brazilian" as a negative stereotype

I find this displeasing.

[CopperTom]

Are "come to Brazil fans" just Brazilian fans?

Yes.

so you pretty much listed "being Brazilian" as a negative stereotype

I find this displeasing.

I have nothing against Brazillian fans.

[MattA75]

The dude who had his ten club wristband tattooed onto his wrist is my new #1 with a bullet

Pics or it didn’t happen

I'm not wading through that Facebook group to find it

[KurtLeon]

But yeh.
Brazillian Pearl Jam fans are the worst thing humankind ever created.

They are not fans, they are OBSESED.

[Johnny Turner]

Hey, I'm Brazilian and Pearl Jam fan.
What am I doing wrong?

[Rangi Guy]

Hey, I'm Brazilian and Pearl Jam fan.
What am I doing wrong?

You personally?