How drunk are you right now?

[PHATJ]

My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.

It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night

You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.

[tree_]

My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.

It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night

You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.

Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer ... You ruin everything, PHATJ!

[doug rr]

My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.

It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night

You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.

Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer ... You ruin everything, PHATJ!

just get a lyft

[tree_]

My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.

It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night

You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.

Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer ... You ruin everything, PHATJ!

just get a lyft

I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call

[doug rr]

My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.

It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night

You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.

Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer ... You ruin everything, PHATJ!

just get a lyft

I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call

a lyft is cheaper and you can probably have a better conversation with the driver..the backseat of a prius if comfortable enough

[tree_]

My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.

It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night

You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.

Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer ... You ruin everything, PHATJ!

just get a lyft

I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call

a lyft is cheaper and you can probably have a better conversation with the driver..the backseat of a prius if comfortable enough

there are no lyfts in or near the woods

[run2death]

62ish?

Walking home after the England game. It's 107 degrees.

[doug rr]

My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.

It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night

You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.

Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer ... You ruin everything, PHATJ!

just get a lyft

I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call

a lyft is cheaper and you can probably have a better conversation with the driver..the backseat of a prius if comfortable enough

there are no lyfts in or near the woods

have you ever poked a dead body with a stick in the woods?

[tree_]

My wife said it's OK with her if I get a six pack tonight because I've been so good.

It's going to be a Space Dust kind of night

You’re baby is coming tonight. Right after you polish off your 5th beer.

Haha probably. God, I hope not. Maybe I better go with a lower ABV beer ... You ruin everything, PHATJ!

just get a lyft

I live deep in the woods ... and definitely can't afford that... maybe an ambulance would be the right call

a lyft is cheaper and you can probably have a better conversation with the driver..the backseat of a prius if comfortable enough

there are no lyfts in or near the woods

have you ever poked a dead body with a stick in the woods?

With my penis? Yes. Otherwise, no.

[tree_]

3.89

[doone]

Not as much as predicted but buzzed nonetheless.

[chewm]

60%

[chewm]

75

[tree_]

3.89

[tree_]

38 %

[Monkey_Driven]

0 percent.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

never

[tree_]

2

[Monkey_Driven]

0 percent again. I had an IPA last night, so I probably was around 3 percent.

[washing machine]

I don’t drink too much anymore. Mostly wine, actually. However, On Monday night, things got a little sideways for me after having a couple of cocktails at the neighborhood lounge and then hitting up $3.50 Jager night at one of our dive bar spots. I don’t even like Jager. I just like a deal.

I had been abstaining from alcohol for the week prior and I hadn’t eaten that much that day (plus I’d gone for a short run leading up to the binge session.)

Long story short, all I remember is playing a bunch of Deftones songs on the jukebox, making the Sandra Bullock threads in A&E from my phone, then getting home and projectile vomiting what looked like blood but was hopefully just from the rare steak I had from said dive bar.