When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plate

Post by **Jorge** » Wed April 11, 2018 9:49 pm

Is that still "eye-fucking"?

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Wed April 11, 2018 9:55 pm

theplatypus wrote:Is that still "eye-fucking"?

Good question. I'd say...yes.

Post by **96583UP** » Thu April 12, 2018 12:45 am

was there consent?

Post by **The Argonaut** » Tue April 24, 2018 6:02 am

My wife and I would like to thank you for having us to your dinner party

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sun July 15, 2018 3:36 am

This couple is sitting way too close to me at the bar right now. I ordered to-go, so luckily there’s no risk of eye-fucking. However, I feel violated aurally. They’re sitting around and randomly telling each other current events, like this is some sort of weekend news roundup. I should add that they look like they are in their mid-60s.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sun July 15, 2018 3:36 am

you should fart

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sun July 15, 2018 3:39 am

Now she’s naming current Astros who are doing well and he’s reminding her that the All-Star game and home run derby are coming up soon.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sun July 15, 2018 3:41 am

Their fajitas have arrived and this thread has come
full circle. I am now the eye fucker.

Post by **Jorge** » Sun July 15, 2018 3:43 am

In the end we all become what we hate

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sun July 15, 2018 3:48 am

It is known.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun July 15, 2018 3:52 am

if the husband enjoys watching you eye-fuck his wife's fajitas, does that make him an eye-cucker?

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sun July 15, 2018 3:52 am

washing machine · Thu October 17, 2019 12:28 am

Somewhat related to the topic at hand...

What is the etiquette for when you wander into a new dive and the regulars take a shine to you enough to buy you a beer? You’re just there to have a quick one on the way home while waiting on some burgers to go and don’t have any intention of getting a buzz, but you don’t want to be rude. Are you obligated to stay for a few more? Buy them one in reciprocity? Just enjoy the gesture and head out?

washing machine · Thu October 17, 2019 12:34 am

The Argonaut wrote:My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party.

This post kinda works nicely with a r g o’ s post directly above it.

Post by **96583UP** » Thu October 17, 2019 2:16 am

washing machine wrote:Somewhat related to the topic at hand...

What is the etiquette for when you wander into a new dive and the regulars take a shine to you enough to buy you a beer? You’re just there to have a quick one on the way home while waiting on some burgers to go and don’t have any intention of getting a buzz, but you don’t want to be rude. Are you obligated to stay for a few more? Buy them one in reciprocity? Just enjoy the gesture and head out?

you marry the bartender's daughter and abandon the life you knew elsewhere

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Thu October 17, 2019 5:17 am

washing machine wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party.
This post kinda works nicely with a r g o’ s post directly above it.

That's what I thought too

Post by **Bammer** » Thu October 17, 2019 5:25 am

I totally did this a couple weeks ago and the sammich I ended up ordering was awesome.

washing machine · Post by **washing machine** » Sat June 13, 2020 10:28 pm

This thread has no place in a post-pandemic world.

Red Mosquito

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