Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend

[warehouse]

well then he's a terrible father and should be forced to have a vasectomy. your son is a stud LB at the most famous school in the country, he should be covering up multiple real g/fs, not one fake one.

Vasectomies are frowned upon in the Mormon church. It's every man's duty to bring as many souls onto this earth as possible.

"We marry for eternity. We are serious about this. We become parents and bring wanted children into the world and rear and train them to righteousness. We are aghast as the reports of young people going to surgery to limit their families and the reputed number of parents who encourage this vasectomy. Remember that the coming of the Lord approaches, and some difficult-to-answer questions will be asked by a divine Judge who will be hard to satisfy with silly explanations and rationalizations. He will judge justly, you may be sure."
-- Prophet Spencer W. Kimball

well he can cover up his vasectomy while his son covers up his homosexuality

[nah]

After thinking and talking with some friends about this, I am guessing that it is likely that Te'o got duped. I know a married couple that met on match.com and at first were too embarrassed to admit that they met online to people who weren't immediate family. With that stigma in mind, maybe he lied about them meeting because the white lie is less awkward than the truth and doesn't really hurt anyone because in his mind, it was going to become real. Maybe not meeting in person made it easier to distance himself from the "death." Then when he finally finds out he was tricked, who would come right out and admit that? That is a huge public embarrassment. Pile on the stigma of "you only knew this person online?" and the humiliation of being fooled by someone I think is motivation enough to keep this story to yourself, live out the lie, not suffer publicly and live your life. I think that Te'o was planning on just that until deadspin brought out all these holes in the story. Everything I just said could be moot though if he comes out and admits he was in on it.

I'm sorry, but what stigma of meeting someone online? I think about half my married friends met online and I can't think of anyone that gives a shit.

when you're a 20 yearl old stud from notre dame there is a stigma. when 2 ugly people meet online its a godsend. definitely a difference.

[nah]

After thinking and talking with some friends about this, I am guessing that it is likely that Te'o got duped. I know a married couple that met on match.com and at first were too embarrassed to admit that they met online to people who weren't immediate family. With that stigma in mind, maybe he lied about them meeting because the white lie is less awkward than the truth and doesn't really hurt anyone because in his mind, it was going to become real. Maybe not meeting in person made it easier to distance himself from the "death." Then when he finally finds out he was tricked, who would come right out and admit that? That is a huge public embarrassment. Pile on the stigma of "you only knew this person online?" and the humiliation of being fooled by someone I think is motivation enough to keep this story to yourself, live out the lie, not suffer publicly and live your life. I think that Te'o was planning on just that until deadspin brought out all these holes in the story. Everything I just said could be moot though if he comes out and admits he was in on it.

I'm sorry, but what stigma of meeting someone online?

really?

A quick "Google" of stats shows that about 25% of people meet their sig other through the internet these days. I don't see a stigma. I have 2 cousins that met their wives through eHarmony and I didn't even think twice about it.

but then you have shows like catfish on mtv showing all the people who make fake accounts online just to fuck with people, so there are a lot of stuff showing the bad side of online relationships, so the stigma still remains unfortunately

the original catfish documentary and subsequent tv show were not about people deliberately trying to fuck with people for the fun of it. it was about people who didn't feel adequate using others pictures to engage in online relationships with people they couldn't get in real life. when the ND AD said this was catfishing, it really wasn't in the true sense of the documentary. people creating profiles only to fuck with someone is not at all what nev schulman investigates.

[Lennay Kekua]

But I'm not really dead. Sorry for faking my death folks.

I truly love Mantei.

[more deep]

the good news in all of this is that the smoking hot chick who's pictures they used is stilll alive and lives two towns over from me

[nah]

the good news in all of this is that the smoking hot chick who's pictures they used is stilll alive and lives two towns over from me

and you'll never get closer than manti did.

[Electromatic]

It would be pretty funny if Manti Teo ended up hooking up with the real chick.

[warehouse]

It would be pretty funny if Manti Teo ended up hooking up with the real chick.

or her brother

[Electromatic]

It would be pretty funny if Manti Teo ended up hooking up with the real chick.

or her brother

or that Tuiosusopo kid.

[nah]

It would be pretty funny if Manti Teo ended up hooking up with the real chick.

or her brother

or that Tuiosusopo kid.

or the ND athetic director

[Electromatic]

It would be pretty funny if Manti Teo ended up hooking up with the real chick.

or her brother

or that Tuiosusopo kid.

or the ND athetic director

That would be AWESOME!!! Then Swarbrickin could be come a meme.

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

It would be pretty funny if Manti Teo ended up hooking up with the real chick.

or her brother

or that Tuiosusopo kid.

or the ND athetic director

i was wondering why he was so emotional in his presser the other night, it makes sense now

[more deep]

seems you guys are on the right path here. Just be careful what you uncover

[lefty]

seems you guys are on the right path here. Just be careful what you uncover

Lennay, is that you?

[epilogue]

http://www.headingfortheexits.com/hfte- ... nay-kekua/

EXCLUSIVE: Sources close to the heart of the Notre Dame scandal have provided to Heading for the Exits an explosive transcript from a chat between Manti Te’o and his fictional girlfriend, Lennay Kekua. It is printed in its entirety below.


User Manti has entered the customer service chat line

Lenny: Good afternoon! How may I help you today, sir?

Manti: piza

Lenny: I’m not sure I understand. Could you provide some more details?

Manti: i want a pizza

Lenny: Sir, I’m afraid you are in the wrong place.

Manti: pizza with peperonii and cheese meat to south bend

Lenny: Sir, you cannot order a pizza online here.

Manti: piza pepperonni south bend please

Lenny: Sir, this is the HP online customer support chat line.

Manti: pizzahut HP

Lenny: Hewlett Packard. This is the Hewlett Packard helpdesk.

Manti: r u prettay lennay

Lenny: My name is Lenny. I am male.

Manti: what u wear lennay

Lenny: A polo shirt.

Manti: i lov u lennay

Lenny: Sir, can I ask you to please disconnect from this chat room. I cannot move on to help the next customer until you disconnect.

Manti: lennay u r prettay i lluv u

Lenny: I love you too. But I have cancer.

Manti: o no

Lenny: Oh God! A car is coming right at me! Slow down!!

Manti: stop car

Lenny: The car hit me and I died of cancer.

Manti: no

Lenny: I’m dead now. I have died.

Manti: no lennay

Lenny: I am dead. Goodbye forever.

Manti: no

Manti: pizza with cheese meat peperronii to south bend

[BigWrigg]

I can't believe he was involved in that stuff. I could understand if he fell for a fireman, but not a fireman, that's weird.

[Green Habit]

[Peeps]

i dont see why hes being made fun of.

you guys all thought Kam was real.....

[Dr. Van Nostrand]

i dont see why hes being made fun of.

you guys all thought Kam was real.....

whos Kam?

[Peeps]

doc, what the heck are we going to do with you?


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