U.S. Space Force (Coming in 2020!)

[Simple Torture]

[B]

I thought that was fake.

[B]

This needs its own thread. I'm joining up. Who else is in!?



https://cottonbureau.com/products/space-force-cadet

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[LoathedVermin72]

So, like, we’re not a serious country anymore, right?

[bune]

We're seriously fucked, if that helps.

[BurtReynolds]

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[Self]

The whole news cycle the past two years does kinda seem like a Starship Troopers pre-prequel.

[washing machine]

One good that came from this the first time this Space Force idea circulated is as follows:

When my wife commented that this was just like Starship Troopers, it prompted me to ask "What's Starship Troopers?" So of course I was immediately made to watch Starship Troopers for the first time and as a result have recently righted the wrong in my life of having not seen Starship Troopers.

[Simple Torture]

One good that came from this the first time this Space Force idea circulated is as follows:

When my wife commented that this was just like Starship Troopers, it prompted me to ask "What's Starship Troopers?" So of course I was immediately made to watch Starship Troopers for the first time and as a result have recently righted the wrong in my life of having not seen Starship Troopers.

Good job, citizen.

[Norah]

I've never seen Starship Troopers.

[BurtReynolds]

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[bune]

I've never seen Starship Troopers.

service guarantees citizenship

I was going to use this as an argument against you because of the real-world example of the US Army (and yes this chaps my ass since I was in the Army) they were discharging foreign-born recruits.

[washing machine]

One good that came from this the first time this Space Force idea circulated is as follows:

When my wife commented that this was just like Starship Troopers, it prompted me to ask "What's Starship Troopers?" So of course I was immediately made to watch Starship Troopers for the first time and as a result have recently righted the wrong in my life of having not seen Starship Troopers.

Good job, citizen.

[96583UP]

i thought there already were missile launchers hidden in satellites

or was it that there were specifically not supposed to be missiles in satellites

so confusing

[BurtReynolds]

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[McParadigm]

Was the space force the thing someone stole from SeaTac tonight?

[Simple Torture]

Was the space force the thing someone stole from SeaTac tonight?

When trying to jump the merch line goes wrong.

[B]