The Running Thread

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I haven’t run in two weeks. Probably the longest I have gone without an injury in years. I’ll be back on the road soon though hoping to train for a half in November.

Join the Strava group!

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Tim, you ran .1 miles more than me at a 4 sec faster pace. You trolling me bro?

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Insanely hot woman running on the treadmill in front of me this morning. The kind of hot where you think to yourself, "She can't be real."

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I'm a giant pussy.

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Had some... digestive...problems about an hour into the long run tonight. Going to move it to Tuesday. Hope Hal doesn't get too pissed.

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Did you shit yourself, verb?

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No but I got the rumbles so jogged home and then shit.

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Been there. Too-strong Tailwind mix did it last time. Waddled the last half-mile with visions of this poor bastard in my head:

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So should I try and make up 19 tomorrow instead of the scheduled 10 and then hit 20 on Sunday or just write of the poop aborted long run from Sunday entirely? 19 would be a distance PR for me.

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So should I try and make up 19 tomorrow instead of the scheduled 10 and then hit 20 on Sunday or just write of the poop aborted long run from Sunday entirely? 19 would be a distance PR for me.

I’m no expert, but I feel like you never skip the long run.

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I know that but I had to shit.

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I'd try to make up the 19 today.

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I have a low-key obsession with the Last Annual Vol State 500K race across Tennessee, from Missouri to Georgia. Look at this guy's fucking feet!

https://oneaveragerunner.wordpress.com/ ... t-debacle/

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10 was it for tonight

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I have a low-key obsession with the Last Annual Vol State 500K race across Tennessee, from Missouri to Georgia. Look at this guy's fucking feet!

https://oneaveragerunner.wordpress.com/ ... t-debacle/

Reminds me of a picture I saw on Reddit of a guy using his sunburn peel as a pocket protector.

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lol

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Been tearing off the shirt mid-run and going topless the last couple of mornings. Feels nice.

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Running shirtless is the best.

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Yeah I do it at night. I try to spare everyone during daylight.

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I can not imagine any world in which i would ever run without a shirt on. I wear two shirts!