Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[epilogue]

he’s playing Obi wan. I can feel it.

That would be really fucking weird.

Yea how could this even be possible? Ewan has already lent a hand to the new trilogy so why wouldnt he be the one? Makes no sense.

aw huh

[epilogue]

Here's what it is...

We'll find out that before Shmi died, she had another child. That's Anakin's half brother. It will turn out that Anakin's half-brother will be Rey's grandfather. Richard E. Grant will be playing him. It's the only way to explain Rey's accent!

[dimejinky99]

You don’t inherit accents though. Or force abilities. Apart from the main two.

I wonder why Jedi have to be celibate priests. Would they be afraid of new super Jedi every generation? They’d become drunk with power

[dimejinky99]

This is getting close

[dimejinky99]

Can we just nip this in the bud before someone posts it and we waste a bunch of time on it

The usual click bait merchants are now pedalling a bullshit rumour that Episode 9 is being split into two movies. It’s not.

It’s s matter of moments before mainstream ‘media’ outlets who aren’t exactly famous for checking and researching for the veracity of these headlines, start publishing it for those precious clicks.

Please ignore this nonsense when you see it.

[epilogue]

The Film Threat theory about Han and Qi'ra being Rey's parents is interesting. Of all the weirdo "Rey's parents" theories out there, it's certainly one of the better ones. I like a lot of the supporting evidence he provides (like the Falcon being on Jakku, giving us a reason why Ben Solo hates his father so much, and tying Solo into the lager canon fabric in a more profound, less throw-offy way). There are some really solid supporting points.

Still don't think they'll take it in that direction but it's a lot of fun and well thought-out as far as speculation goes.

[dimejinky99]

The Film Threat theory about Han and Qi'ra being Rey's parents is interesting. Of all the weirdo "Rey's parents" theories out there, it's certainly one of the better ones. I like a lot of the supporting evidence he provides (like the Falcon being on Jakku, giving us a reason why Ben Solo hates his father so much, and tying Solo into the lager canon fabric in a more profound, less throw-offy way). There are some really solid supporting points.

Still don't think they'll take it in that direction but it's a lot of fun and well thought-out as far as speculation goes.

You’re a lot better than this. Seriously.

[epilogue]

Calm down. I said I didn't buy it, dime. But as far as speculative theories go, it's not bad.

[Strat]

Dime really needs to get that spinal injection before he ends up killing everyone here

[Anders]

Yes, that would be interesting.

[Anders]

I wrote that before Strat’s post.

[epilogue]

I wrote that before Strat’s post.

I figured. Unfortunate timing, but I knew what you meant.

[dimejinky99]

Well we knew this but still

[dimejinky99]

First set leak photo. Yep. That’s the falcon alright

[epilogue]

If they're back on Endor, I swear to god....

[VinylGuy]

OMG EWOKS COMING BACK!!

Im really glad Grant is not Thrawn. I want him to be a new baddie.

[Strat]

Wasn't there a confirmed report that they were going back to Yavin 4? the decimated base of....

[dimejinky99]

Wasn't there a confirmed report that they were going back to Yavin 4? the decimated base of....

No just the sheds that were used as that set for ANH and rogue one but the sheds have been used for other locations too.

I mean it could be Yavin. That would be interesting having the final faceoff there. Circular. It would rhyme n stuff.

Death Star 4 here we come

[dimejinky99]

Spoiler alert

Actual set pics.
Actual actors. And John boyega.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7 ... chewbacca/

Forgive me for linking to the sun, but this has a lot of pics, too.

[Strat]

Spoiler: show

Boyega's outfit is reminiscent of han's in a New Hope (the blueish pants)