The Home Improvement Thread

[bodysnatcher]

I am deathly afraid of putting my hand into the garbage disposal.

yeah, any time something falls down there, i use my grill tongs, even when i unplug it

Uh yeah. Or I make my wife do it.

be careful, she has 2 mishaps and you'll never get a handy again

[Strat]

Drain and disposal are working just fine.

I think i have to call in a professional

Also, ive been puking since 2 am.

[bodysnatcher]

Are those two scenarios related somehow??

[Strat]

Im not sure. still working through that.

[Jammer XCI]

I think there's bees trying to build a hive in one of my windows.

Fuck. Time to go buy a bottle of insect poison.

[bodysnatcher]

Nah man, save the bees, they’re dying off as it is. Just figure out what’s causing the hive and fix that instead

[Strat]

Just make sure they are bee's instead of wasps first.

Yes, i almost fucked that up.

[bodysnatcher]

Bee careful

Spoiler: show

[Strat]

[Jammer XCI]

Yeah I think they're wasps.

[Bammer]

I am deathly afraid of putting my hand into the garbage disposal.

yeah, any time something falls down there, i use my grill tongs, even when i unplug it

Uh yeah. Or I make my wife do it.

This conversation alone has easily justified my RM membership/dues for the year. That’s why I keep coming back; to kibitz with people who are smarter than me.

[daft twat]

Intended to buy 4 windows and a slider for my now year round porch today. Did. Also bought new siding, soffit, and fascia. Bringing the outside of my house into the 21st century!

[Self]

Water main in the basement started leaking yesterday. Replaced the brass nipple and it's holding...for now. 70 year old galvanized running from the street to my basement needs to be replaced. Can't do it now because of frost. This fucker has to hold until shit thaws. There goes the bonus and tax return. :/

[doug rr]

hey justin..sorry

[E.H. Ruddock]

Water main in the basement started leaking yesterday. Replaced the brass nipple and it's holding...for now. 70 year old galvanized running from the street to my basement needs to be replaced. Can't do it now because of frost. This fucker has to hold until shit thaws. There goes the bonus and tax return. :/

Get some flexseal

[96583UP]

put a plastic kiddie pool underneath it, then buy a submersible pool cover pump and drop it in there and run some plastic tubing to your washing machine drain, and that way if it springs a big leak you can pump it out

[lennytheweedwhacker]

ask for another bonus, self

[Norah]

Water main in the basement started leaking yesterday. Replaced the brass nipple and it's holding...for now. 70 year old galvanized running from the street to my basement needs to be replaced. Can't do it now because of frost. This fucker has to hold until shit thaws. There goes the bonus and tax return. :/

Get some flexseal

nah man, use great stuff

[doug rr]

go chiefs

[Norah]

go chiefs

i said this at work today