Song of the Moment: Satan's Bed

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rate Satan's Bed

5 stars
10
25%
4 stars
19
48%
3 stars
8
20%
2 stars
2
5%
1 star
1
3%
 
Total votes: 40

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washing machine wrote:
Dissident wrote:
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Dissident wrote:I have a very unpopular opinion. I'm really sorry, but I think this song sucks and I wish it wasn't on the album. Am I literally the only one that feels this way?
Yes, you dolt.
Apparently, I'm not the only one, because somebody else gave it one star. At least I gave it two. It doesn't fit on the album. It should have been a b-side.
Joke's on you, Dissident. I'm the one who gave it one star...just for the hell of it.
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Is this song supposed to be a joke or supposed to be serious? that influences my opinion greatly. its a great silly song, but if its supposed to be serious its pretty bad.
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mikejasond wrote:Is this song supposed to be a joke or supposed to be serious? that influences my opinion greatly. its a great silly song, but if its supposed to be serious its pretty bad.
I don’t get this perspective at all. Do you dig the way the song sounds when it hits your damn eardrums? Yes or no. It’s not that difficult.
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PHATJ wrote:
mikejasond wrote:Is this song supposed to be a joke or supposed to be serious? that influences my opinion greatly. its a great silly song, but if its supposed to be serious its pretty bad.
I don’t get this perspective at all. Do you dig the way the song sounds when it hits your damn eardrums? Yes or no. It’s not that difficult.
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It's 1994 Pearl Jam. It's supposed to be serious.
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i like this song unless i don't like it
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bodysnatcher wrote:i like this song unless i don't like it
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Strat wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
mikejasond wrote:Is this song supposed to be a joke or supposed to be serious? that influences my opinion greatly. its a great silly song, but if its supposed to be serious its pretty bad.
I don’t get this perspective at all. Do you dig the way the song sounds when it hits your damn eardrums? Yes or no. It’s not that difficult.
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Eddie screaming "ILL NEVER SUCK SATANS DICK!" just makes me roll my eyes

But if its supposed to be funny then its funny.
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pearl jam sucks now
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It's common knowledge that, when shouting about dicks, it is most effective to do so as part of a tirade in which you challenge magazine editors to a boxing match.
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Yeah,... duh. ... psshhh
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pearl jam sucks now
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I'll kick your bitchy little ass, PUNK
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hahaha
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Kevin Davis wrote:I'll kick your bitchy little ass, PUNK
You're just pissed off cause your dad gets more pussy than you.
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Re: the "suck Satan's dick" part

I've always loved the way the music swells after that line. Almost glows, even. Like a big, bursting bit of light symbolizing what it is to actually suck Satan's dick. Or a halo around the narrator's head for not sucking the devil D.
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i've always enjoyed this song. it's fuckin' weird. Jimmy Shoaf kills it.
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BRING BACK JIMMY!
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washing machine wrote:Like a big, bursting bit of light symbolizing what it is to actually suck Satan's dick.
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